“Right now, I don't have the same urges as other women when they see a baby. When I see children, I see responsibilities, which I don't think I'm quite ready for. I feel the same about puppies. They're cute for a second, but there's a lot of responsibility involved.” ThinkingFeelsChildrenResponsibilityReadyBabyInvolvedRight NowCuteUrgesPuppy Author:Gabrielle Union
“I don't want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: "That's a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.” PeopleWantGivingLooksHumorFunnyBabyWalkingPlanesCuteKeep GoingCute Baby Author:Ellen DeGeneres
“He was so good with the kids on the set. He just knew exactly how to handle them. The baby would cry and Vin would hold him and do all these weird sounds and the baby would stop crying. It was really cute.” KidsSoundCryBabyHandleCuteReally Cute Author:Brittany Snow
“babies ain't cute / hungry.” BabyHungerHungryCute Book:Spirits in the street Source: Spirits in the street
“If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?” PeopleIfsWorldHellBabyUglyCuteUgly People Author:Charles Barkley
“My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she refuses. She says, 'No way, Anthony, I'm afraid you're gonna drop him.' I'm 32 years old. Like I'm some kind of idiot. Like I don't have a million other ways to hurt that baby.” WayYearsKindLittlesHumorKidsFunnyHurtMillionsBabyLet MeRefuseIdiotCuteMy SisterAdorableNewborn Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“Dressing a baby is like putting an octopus into a string bag, making sure none of the arms hang out.” BabyArmsCuteBagsStringsHanging OutDressingsOctopusCute Funny Author:Chris Evans
“Lingerie has gotten really cute, with little booty underwear and the cute little bras. They've gotten really detailed. I saw one the other day with little baby pearls on the strap. I had to have it.” LittlesSawsBabyCutePearlsUnderwearBrasLingerieBootyReally Cute Author:Britney Spears
“I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind's eye. You don't think they were cute like every other baby?” ThinkingMindLooksMeanPersonsEyeBabyDrugCriminalsDrunkCuteHomelessAddictDrug AddictPsychoticBaby PicturesCute Like Author:Dustin Hoffman
“When people talk about wanting to have children someday, what they really mean is that they want babies. Nobody wants an angry adolescent. Nobody wants an obnoxious seven-year-old trying to wear out dirty words they just learned in school that day. What they really want is cute, adorable babies who love you and need you. The bad stuff is just the price you agree to pay for having the good stuff.” PeopleWantNeedsTryingYearsMeanChildrenSchoolStuffPayLove YouBabyAgreeAngrySevenDirtyCuteSomedaySeven YearsNeed YouReally MeanAdorableObnoxiousDirty WordsBad Stuff Author:Paul Reiser
“I was a cute baby. My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back.” SaidBornBabyGrewMomMy MomCuteMoldCute Baby Author:Emo Philips
“If your stomach blocks your view of your feet, cover it up! The only people who should be wearing belly shirts are people who don't have bellies. Now those little baby spare tires are kinda cute; tractor tires aren't! Especially if they've got hair on them!” PeopleIfsShouldLittlesViewsFeetHairBabyBlockCuteShirtsStomachSparesBellyTireTractors Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“I love my family but my family - they're the type of people that never let you forget anything you ever did... I was in the first grade Christmas play - I'm playing Mary. Now, during the course of the play, I dropped the baby Jesus... They still talk about this. I go to my family reunion, and one of my cousins just had a baby. So I'm like, 'Oh, that's a cute little baby. Let me hold the baby...' And my aunt runs over, 'Don't you give her that baby! You know she dropped the baby Jesus!'” PeopleKnowsGivingFirstsLittlesStillsPlayRunningCoursesJesusForgetBabyTypeMy FamilyLet MeCuteGradesMaryCousinAuntReunionMy CousinFamily ReunionLove My FamilyI Love My FamilyBaby Jesus Author:Wanda Sykes
“We went to a remote Panda Base which was insane because inside there were several cribs which held about twenty baby pandas. They were all different sizes and they were all lying there in a long row. It was so cute, I could hardly stand it. I wanted to take them all home with me.” LongDifferentHomeWantedLyingBabyTwentiesSizeInsaneCutePandas Author:Jennifer Yuh Nelson
“It’s funny—when people call you “shy,” they usually smile. Like it’s cute, some funny little habit you’ll grow out of when you’re older, like the gaps in your grin when your baby teeth fall out. If they knew how it felt—really being shy, not just unsure at first—they wouldn’t smile. Not if they knew how the feeling knots up your stomach or makes your palms sweat or robs you of the ability to say anything that makes sense. It’s not cute at all.” PeopleIfsFirstsLittlesFeelingsFallGrowsFeltAbilityBabyHabitTeethMake SenseCuteShyGapsStomachSweatSay AnythingPalmsKnotsUnsureBeing ShyBaby Teeth Author:Claudia Gray
“Angel?" I said. "Baby penguins eat a regurgitated mixture of partially digested fish, krill, and an oily substance form their fathers' stomachs. Are you willing to eat a bunch of raw fish and krill, and then barf it back up into a baby penguin's cute, cheeping mouth? Like, every hour?" Sometimes my crushing logic astounds even me.” SaidSometimesFormFatherHoursWillingBabyMouthsAngelLogicFishesBunchSubstanceCuteCrushMixturesPenguins Author:James Patterson
“cute," she announced. "and oh,baby doll,you do give off a powerful vide,don't you? makes me want to touch you." with your teeth,id bet.i say to myself” WantGivingPowerfulBabyTeethCuteDolls Author:Gena Showalter