“I wouldn't want to do a 'Maury Povich' show. Baby daddy! Who's your daddy? Who's your mama? I wouldn't want to do that kind of show.” WantKindShowsBabyDaddyMamaYour DadMaury Author:NeNe Leakes
“Let the child see Mama and Daddy both at least once a day. Never quarrel or argue in front of a baby or a child-it destroys security.” ChildrenSecurityFrontsBabyArguingDaddyQuarrelsMama Author:L. Ron Hubbard
“One can't help thinking, Daddy, what a colourless life a man is forced to lead, when one reflects that chiffon and Venetian point and hand embroidery and Irish crochet are to him mere empty words. Whereas a woman- whether she is interested in babies or microbes or husbands or poetry or servants or parallelograms or gardens or Plato or bridge- is fundamentally and always interested in clothes.” ThinkingMenHelpingHandsBabyHusbandClothesGardenEmptyMereBridgesServantPlatoDaddyMicrobesEmbroideryEmpty WordsParallelogram Book:Daddy-Long-Legs Source: Daddy-Long-Legs
“You want baby daddy to be one step ahead of you. Which they can't be, so it's a weird thing to ask for. But I have.” WantAsksStepsBabyDaddyWeird Things Author:Mila Kunis
“I'm really grateful that my baby daddy is incredibly involved. But there's certain things I wish he could just telepathically know.” KnowsCertainWishBabyInvolvedGratefulDaddyMy Baby Author:Kathryn Hahn
“I would like to say boxing cannot compared with war. We have gloves on, we have cushions, we have referees, we have judges, we have ambulances there, the intention not to kill, we don't have steel there, we don't have bullets, we don't kill momma, kill daddy, kill baby, our intention is a sport, and we're not there to kill, so boxing cannot be compared in no way with machineguns and bombs and everything that used.” WayWarUsedSportsJudgingBabyIntentionBoxingBombsBulletsSteelDaddyGlovesRefereeCushionsMommaAmbulance Author:Muhammad Ali
“Actually, on a slightly more serious but kind of parallel level, I remember being on Loveline before both hosts ascended into loftier places in the culture. But I remember being shocked by Dr. Drew. He went into this extended monologue about how anyone with a baby voice is probably the victim of child abuse or has some daddy issue. As an intellectually curious person, all I could think is that there isn't any clinical evidence about that. But to be the guy wearing the doctor's hat on the radio and teaching everybody about this? It just seemed like a parody of good advice.” ThinkingKindChildrenRememberGuyCultureTeachingAdviceSeriousBabyEvidenceAbuseVictimCuriousHostChild AbuseDaddyGood Advice Author:John Flansburgh
“I kept my babies fed. I could have dumped them, but I didn't. I decided that whatever trip I was on, they were going with me. You're looking at a real daddy.” RealFatherBabyTravelDecidedFedsFunny TravelDaddyMy BabyDumpedLooking For Love Author:Barry White
“I really have to wonder who or what made Daddy become this way. Babies aren't born cruel or filled with sick desire. Evil is not intrinsic. It's fashioned.” WayMadeDesireEvilBornWonderBabySickFilledDaddy Author:Ellen Hopkins
“Hickory dickory dock my daddy’s nuts from shell shock. Humpty dumpty thought he was wise till gas came along and burned out his eyes. A dillar a dollar a ten o clock scholar blow off his legs and then watch him holler. Rockaby baby in the tree top don’t stop a bomb or you’ll probably flop. Now I lay me down to sleep my bombproof cellars good and deep but if I’m killed before I wake remember god its for your sake amen.” IfsEyeRememberSleepWatchesWiseTreeBabyTenLaysDollarsSakeBlowLegsClockHis EyesBombsShockGasNutsScholarBurnedShellsDaddyAmenCellarsDocksBurned OutHumpty DumptyTree Tops Book:Johnny Got His Gun Source: Johnny Got His Gun