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“The leg of a baby is stronger than the balls of Muhamed Ali”

Baby Balls Stronger Legs

Author:Imi Lichtenfeld

“A woman on a Southwest Airlines flight gave birth to a baby. As soon as he was born, the baby said, 'I had more leg room in the womb.'”

Said Born Rooms Baby Birth Legs Flight Womb Airline Southwest Airlines

Author:Conan O'Brien

“When I was first running marathons, we were sailing on a flat earth. We were afraid we'd get big legs, grow mustaches, not get boyfriends, not be able to have babies. Women thought that something would happen to them, that they'd break down or turn into men, something shadowy, when they were only limited by their own society's sense of limitations.”

Men Firsts Bigs Happens Running Able Earth Turns Grows Sports Break Baby Legs Limitation Flats Sailing Breaking Down Marathon Mustache Running Marathon

Author:Kathrine Switzer

“'Frida' was a joy; this was delicious, I couldn't wait every day to get to the set, although I was exhausted, and have my leg get cut off or lose the baby or be in her shoes and get to play my hero and be able to go places emotionally. You know, we live for parts like this. This is a dream for an actor.”

Knows Play Dream Able Joy Actors Waiting Loses Cutting Baby Hero Shoes Legs Exhausted Delicious My Hero Frida

Author:Salma Hayek

“If we were made to watch a doctor pull off the little baby's legs and arms one by one and place them on the table like a dentist removing cotton from your mouth - if all Americans were made to see what it really is, the pro-life goal of abortion being unthinkable (not just illegal) would be much nearer.”

Ifs Littles Made Would Be Goal Watches Baby Arms Mouths Doctors Tables Legs Abortion Illegal Cotton Pro Life Life Goal Dentist Unthinkable

Author:John Piper

“Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case.”

Littles Body Bigs Eye Cases Baby Arms Legs Tiny Aliens Arms And Legs Big Heads Big Eyes

Author:William Shatner

“There’s nowhere to escape,” Dobey said, jamming his hands into his pockets and staring into the Valley. That’s not true, baby,” said Desiree. She took his hands and pulled him to her, wrapping her legs around his torso. She could feel the sobs in both of them, but quiet, silenced by the kiss. They could escape inside each other.”

Feels Said Hands Baby Quiet Kissing Legs Staring Pockets Valleys Wrapping Torso

Author:Francesca Lia Block

“Charlie had Sophie strapped to his chest like a terrorist baby bomb when he came down the back steps. She had just gotten to the point where she could hold up her head, so he had strapped her in face-out so she could look around. The way her arms and legs waved around as Charlie walked, she looked as if she was skydiving and using a skinny nerd as a parachute.”

Ifs Way Looks Faces Steps Baby Arms Legs Terrorist Bombs Chests Nerd Skinny Charlie Sophie Parachutes Arms And Legs Skydiving

Author:Christopher Moore

“If I had lady-spider legs, I would weave a sky where the stars lined up. Matresses would be tied down tight to their trucks, bodies would never crash through windshields. The moon would rise above the wine-dark sea and give babies only to maidens and musicians who had prayed long and hard. Lost girls wouldn't need compasses or maps. They would find gingerbread paths to lead them out of the forest and home again. They would never sleep in silver boxes with white velvet sheets, not until they were wrinkled-paper grandmas and ready for the trip.”

“(The baby sneezed. Wulf jumped as fire shot out of its nostrils and almost singed his leg.) Excuse me. I almost made Dark-Hunter barbecue, which would be really sad ‘cause I ain’t got no barbecue sauce with me. (Simi)”

Made Would Be Causes Dark Fire Baby Shots Excuse Legs Hunters Sauce Excuse Me Barbecue Really Sad Dark Hunter Barbecue Sauce

Book:Kiss of the Night

Source: Kiss of the Night

“Pauline kept a scrapbook into which she pasted important articles that she had cut out of the newspapers. These were about the courageous deeds that had been done by people even if they only had one leg or couldn't see or had been dropped on their heads when they were babies. 'It's to make me brave,' she'd explained to Annika.”

People Ifs Important Done Cutting Baby Brave Deeds Legs Newspapers Courageous Articles

Book:The Star of Kazan

Source: The Star of Kazan

“Hickory dickory dock my daddy’s nuts from shell shock. Humpty dumpty thought he was wise till gas came along and burned out his eyes. A dillar a dollar a ten o clock scholar blow off his legs and then watch him holler. Rockaby baby in the tree top don’t stop a bomb or you’ll probably flop. Now I lay me down to sleep my bombproof cellars good and deep but if I’m killed before I wake remember god its for your sake amen.”

Source: Johnny Got His Gun

“Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too. That I know.”

Knows Bigs Faces Sleep Baby Legs Fats Going To Sleep Armpits

Book:The Help

Source: The Help