“I think it is such a privilege to give a baby its first home inside your body. [After the pregnancy was over] I found myself massaging my stomach gently. I miss him being in my body -- stretching, hiccupping even. It was a wonderful, deep, loving, fulfilling feeling.” ThinkingGivingFirstsFeelingsHomeBodyFoundWonderfulMissingBabyPrivilegeYour BodyPregnancyStomachFulfillingStretchingFirst Home Author:Celine Dion
“One of the greatest things that ever taught me a super lesson was when I seen a baby come out of my woman's womb. The head and body - you know, a baby's born inside a woman's stomach, you know all that. But to watch this thing come out and fight for life, yo, and to see the woman's risking her life at the same time this thing is fighting for life, you know what I mean?” KnowsMeanBodyFightingBornWatchesTaughtBabyLessonsStomachWomb Author:RZA
“If your stomach blocks your view of your feet, cover it up! The only people who should be wearing belly shirts are people who don't have bellies. Now those little baby spare tires are kinda cute; tractor tires aren't! Especially if they've got hair on them!” PeopleIfsShouldLittlesViewsFeetHairBabyBlockCuteShirtsStomachSparesBellyTireTractors Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“I gotta lose weight. I got stretch marks on my stomach and I never had a baby. So now when I take off my shirt in front of women, I tell them I was attacked by a mountain lion.” LosesFrontsBabyMountainWeightMarkShirtsStomachLionsLose WeightStretch Marks Author:Felipe Esparza
“I first heard music while in the womb. My mom tells me she played Tubular Bells with the headphones against her stomach all the time. A bit disturbing as I believe that is the theme to The Exorcist. Maybe she thought she was having Satan's baby.” FirstsBelieveI BelieveBitsHeardBabyMomMy MomSatanThemeStomachBellsWombDisturbingHeadphonesExorcist Author:Venetian Snares
“I remember clearly that when I was little it was explained to me [that] the way that babies were made was that God put the baby into some lady's stomach, right? And, at some point, I learned how it really happened, and really that was the beginning of the end of my belief in God. Up until that point, it had always been a really weird act of intervention on God's part.” WayLittlesMadeEndsRememberBeliefHappenedBabyStomachInterventionBelief In GodReally Weird Author:Ira Glass
“It’s funny—when people call you “shy,” they usually smile. Like it’s cute, some funny little habit you’ll grow out of when you’re older, like the gaps in your grin when your baby teeth fall out. If they knew how it felt—really being shy, not just unsure at first—they wouldn’t smile. Not if they knew how the feeling knots up your stomach or makes your palms sweat or robs you of the ability to say anything that makes sense. It’s not cute at all.” PeopleIfsFirstsLittlesFeelingsFallGrowsFeltAbilityBabyHabitTeethMake SenseCuteShyGapsStomachSweatSay AnythingPalmsKnotsUnsureBeing ShyBaby Teeth Author:Claudia Gray
“Leah: "That is easily the freakin’ grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Yuck. If there was anything in my stomach, it would be coming back." Seth: "They are vampires, I guess. I mean, it makes sense, and if it helps Bella, it’s a good thing, right?" Leah and Jake stare at Seth. Seth: "What?" Leah: "Mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby." Jake: "On his head apparently." Leah: "He used to gnaw on the crib bars, too." Jake: "Lead paint?" Leah: "Looks like it." Seth: "Funny. Why don’t you two shut up and sleep?” IfsLooksMeanTwoHelpingWould BeUsedSleepHeardBabyMomGood ThingsPaintBarsVampireMake SenseStaringStomachShut UpComing BackJakeYuck Author:Stephenie Meyer