“The kindest compliments I have ever heard are when cops tell me Training Day and Assault on Precinct 13 inspired them to become cops. The funniest compliments I have ever heard are when people tell me that 'I love your band Sugar Ray.” PeopleFunnyHeardLove YouBandTrainingInspiredComplimentRaysSugarCopAssault Author:Ethan Hawke
“I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK.” PeopleHumorFunnyBandHatedMetalsMetal BandDeath Metal Author:Mitch Hedberg
“A lot of bands have intense names, like "Rigor Mortis" or "Mortuary". We weren't that intense, we called ourselves "Injured". Later on we changed it to "Acapella" when we were walking out of the pawn shop.” HumorFunnyNamesChangedWalkingBandIntenseShopsInjuredPawnsRigorWalking OutRigor MortisMortuaryPawn Shops Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.” HumorFunnyChristBandJazzSakeJazz Band Author:Dylan Moran
“I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.” HumorFunnyComedyDrugBandAverageTouringFunk Author:Bill Hicks