“Of all the band of personal traitors the sense of humor is the most dangerous.” HumorDangerousBandSense Of HumorTraitor Author:Margery Allingham
“I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK.” PeopleHumorFunnyBandHatedMetalsMetal BandDeath Metal Author:Mitch Hedberg
“A lot of bands have intense names, like "Rigor Mortis" or "Mortuary". We weren't that intense, we called ourselves "Injured". Later on we changed it to "Acapella" when we were walking out of the pawn shop.” HumorFunnyNamesChangedWalkingBandIntenseShopsInjuredPawnsRigorWalking OutRigor MortisMortuaryPawn Shops Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.” HumorFunnyChristBandJazzSakeJazz Band Author:Dylan Moran
“I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.” HumorFunnyComedyDrugBandAverageTouringFunk Author:Bill Hicks