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“Really? Anyone intimidated by Barack Obama? He can't even keep Joe Biden in line.”

Author:Jay Leno

“Sen. Joe Biden, on the day of announcing his candidacy for president of the United States, called Barack Obama the first mainstream African-American who is articulate, bright, and . . . clean. I think we've seen the shortest presidential campaign in history.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“Barack Obama and Joe Biden have been working hard to help middle-class families make it in America.”

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Author:Steny Hoyer

“And Joe Biden, thank you for being the best Vice President I could ever hope for.”

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Author:Barack Obama

“Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars. Guess what? Yes we do.”

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Author:Joe Biden

“Though I am flattered that Governor Palin has chosen to cite me as a source of wisdom, what I said had nothing to do with politics. This is yet another example of McCain and Palin distorting the truth, and all the more reason to remember that this campaign is not about gender, it is about which candidate has an agenda that will improve the lives of all Americans, including women. The truth is, if you care about the status of women in our society and in our troubled economy, the best choice by far is Obama-Biden.”

“I have a soft spot for Joe Biden. I like him. But he’s dumb as an ashtray.”

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Author:Roger Ailes

“President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“The United States is sending its most powerful drone to Libya. That’s a long trip for Joe Biden.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“Mitt Romney is predicting that as president, he will create 12 million jobs in his first term. Well, President Obama says a Romney presidency would result in lost jobs. Yeah, his and Biden's.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“I can't wait to see the debate between Ryan and Joe Biden. Biden is said to be already trying out different strategies. So far the one that Obama likes is where Biden pretends to have food poisoning and they cancel the debate.”

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Author:Craig Ferguson

“Vice President Joe Biden said today that 'Syria must be held accountable.' Unfortunately, the Obama administration has never employed an accountant, so they have no idea how to do that.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“Of course we all know Biden is the intellect of the Democratic Party. Kind of a grin with a body behind it.”

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Author:Clint Eastwood

“Democrats are calling Christine O'Donnell 'the Sarah Palin of the East.' Really? She's a loud, emotionally unstable woman from Delaware. That's not Sarah Palin, that's Joe Biden.”

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Author:Craig Ferguson

“Betty White met with President Obama at the White House. President Obama invited Betty personally because she's great with animals. And the president's still having a tough time house-training Joe Biden.”

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Author:Craig Ferguson

“If the election had turned out differently, I could be the one overseeing the signing of bailout checks and Vice President Biden could be on the road selling his book 'Going Rogaine.'”

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Author:Sarah Palin

“Joe Biden would probably be running a Denny's if he wasn't Vice President.”

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Author:Bill Whittle

“Joe Biden was first elected to the Senate in 1972 at age 30. Somewhere around 1992, he should have had to go out and get a real job.”

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Author:Howie Carr

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