“Sing! Who sings To her who weareth a hundred rings? Ah, who is this lady fine? The Vine, boys, the Vine! The mother of the mighty Wine, A roamer is she O'er wall and tree And sometimes very good company.” SometimesMotherCompanyBoysTreeWallFineHundredWineVery GoodRingsVinesGood Company Author:Bryan Procter
“Protestant parents still keep a Bible handy in the house, so that the children can study it, and one of the first things the little boys and girls learn is to be righteous and holy and not piss against the wall. They study those passages more than they study any others, except those which incite to masturbation. Those they hunt out and study in private.” FirstsChildrenLittlesStillsGirlHouseParentBoysStudyWallHolyBiblePassagesRighteousHuntsLittle BoysProtestantsMasturbationBoy And GirlHandy Book:The Bible According to Mark Twain: Writings on Heaven, Eden, and the Flood Source: The Bible According to Mark Twain: Writings on Heaven, Eden, and the Flood
“A small boy puts his hand on the wall, and looks down intently as he wriggles his toes. The birth of thought?” ThinkingLooksHandsBoysWallBirthThoughtfulToes Author:Mason Cooley
“When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and play Russian Roulette with a bag of Revels!” PlayHumorSchoolFunnyUsedFoundBoysWallBagsPeanutsHold MeAllergiesRouletteRussian Roulette Author:Milton Jones
“All over the walls of my room are pictures of Peter Pan. I've read everything that Barrie wrote. I totally identify with Peter Pan, the lost boy from Never Neverland.” LostRoomsBoysWallPeterNeverlandLost Boys Author:Michael Jackson
“Conservative concepts believe in little government - take care of yourself, and that makes men who invent things like the constitution! Liberal thought has big government - we'll take care of you - and that creates boys and they create things like Occupy Wall Street! There's a difference between the way men and boys behave.” MenWayBelieveLittlesBigsGovernmentCareDifferencesBoysStreetsWallConceptsConstitutionConservativeTake CareBehaveBig GovernmentTake Care Of YourselfOccupy Wall Street Author:Brad Stine