“I was once held hostage by a patient in the hospital. I was fortunate I knew the department layout and I was able to free myself by darting out of a door while my terrorist was distracted.” PatientTerroristFortunateDepartmentDistractedHostageHospitalDoorLayoutDarting Author:Steven Magee
“I’m twenty-four, a first grade teacher, have a Yorkie named Pedro, a goldfish named Fish, have never had sex, or a serious boyfriend, and I’m the town lesbian who pukes when she sees a pussy. Nothing really to be jealous of at all.” HumorFunnyRomanceSexRelationshipsTeacherHumourHumorousJealousHilariousModern LifeBoyfriendLesbianVirginityRantVirginFreaking OutDartingTwentysomething Book:The Big O Source: The Big O