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“Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.”

People Sometimes Funny Faces Five Deserve Chairs Funny People Cool Status

Author:Will Rogers

“If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.”

Ifs Humor Funny Deserve Glasses Beer Fancy Champagne

Author:Kristen Schaal

“I would be loath to speak ill of any person who I do not know deserves it, but I am afraid he is an attorney.”

Knows Persons Would Be Funny Law Speak Deserve Ill Lawyer Attorney Funny Lawyer

Book:Johnsoniana: Or, Supplement to Boswell: Being Anecdotes and Sayings of Dr. Johnson

Source: Johnsoniana: Or, Supplement to Boswell: Being Anecdotes and Sayings of Dr. Johnson

“Every country gets the circus it deserves. Spain gets bullfights. Italy the Church. America Hollywood.”

Country Funny America Church Deserve Hollywood Entertainment Spain Circus

Author:Erica Jong

“I deserve respect for the things I did not do.”

Funny Politics Respect Deserve

Author:Dan Quayle

“I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”

Humor Funny Success Crazy Deserve Awards Favourite Arthritis

Author:Jack Benny

“Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.”

World Funny Stuff Bears Laughter Jokes Deserve Weight Eight Cents Ninety Funny Stuff Ninety Eight

Author:Arthur Smith

“Too much work, and no vacation, Deserves at least a small libation. So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses, Work's the curse of the drinking classes.”

Funny Class Too Much My Friends Deserve Raises Drinking Glasses Curse Vacation Hail Too Much Work

Author:Oscar Wilde

“I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it.”

Love Feels Said I Can Funny Love You Deserve Cute Girlfriend Crush I Love You Boyfriend Cute Love Cheesy Love Cute Sweet Love Having A Crush Girl Crush

Author:Kyle Schmid

“The midget, Bush, and that Rumsfeld deserve only to be beaten with shoes by freedom loving people everywhere.”

People Funny Military Deserve Shoes Beaten Midget

Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf