“Let's be perfectly clear, shall we. The fox is not a little orange puppy dog with doe eyes and a waggly tail. It's a disease-ridden wolf with the morals of a psychopath and the teeth of a great white shark.” LittlesDoeEyeWhiteMoralClearDogDiseaseTeethTailsFoxesOrangePuppySharksPsychopathPuppy Dog Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“We are like dogs, cats, cows, rats ... What separates us from them and from the remaining matches against mammals is negligible. To have the same diseases. Rats spread plague like us, but we are just as contagious as them. And the dogs get diabetes, like we do, and get cancer, like us. And age, like us. And die, like us. Why then the biblical claim that man is the king of creation? Perhaps because only man has developed spoken language, the words, wherein lies its prodigious ability to lie.” MenAgeLyingDiesLanguageAbilityDogCreationKingsDiseaseCatClaimsCancerSpreadCowsBiblicalRatsPlagueContagiousDiabetesMammalsProdigiousSpoken Language Author:Fernando Vallejo
“When hot dogs like Mr. D'Amato or the Republican apologist Roger Ailes say that Whitewater is worse than Watergate, it's because they're suffering from a disease. It's called bull-imia, and it's the regurgitation of patent hyperbole.” SufferingPoliticsLanguageDogRepublicanDiseaseHotBullsRogerPatentsHot DogWatergateHyperbole Author:Anna Quindlen
“Josef Stalin once said that 'Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.' Let us correct this: Ingratitude is a horrible disease belongs to the callous rocks! A grateful dog is a being much more developed than an ungrateful man!” MenSaidRocksDogGratitudeDiseaseGratefulHorribleSicknessUngratefulIngratitudeCallousJosef Stalin Author:Mehmet Murat Ildan
“When I heard you could get a disease from playing with your prairie dog, I thought, 'Wow, what a euphemism.' I thought playing with my prairie dog was the best way to avoid diseases.” WayHeardDogDiseaseBest WayWowPrairieEuphemism Author:Greg Giraldo
“I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.” IfsArtHomeFunnyNightSocialPartyDogDiseaseEvery NightMy DogRumorOne NightIf I StayCommercial ArtGossiping And RumorsSpreading Rumors Book:Andy Warhol's exposures Source: Andy Warhol's exposures
“It would perhaps not be amiss to point out that he had always tried to be a good dog. He had tried to do all the things his MAN and his WOMAN, and most of all his BOY, had asked or expected of him. He would have died for them, if that had been required. He had never wanted to kill anybody. He had been struck by something, possibly destiny, or fate, or only a degenerative nerve disease called rabies. Free will was not a factor.” IfsMenWantedBoysDestinyFateDogDiseaseDiedExpectedFactorsFree WillNervesGood DogRabies Author:Stephen King
“Golden eagles don`t mate with bald eagles, deer don`t mate with antelope, gray wolves don`t mate with red wolves. Just look at domesticated animals, at mongrel dogs, and mixed breed horses, and you`ll know the Great Mystery didn`t intend them to be that way. We weakened the species and introduced disease by mixing what should be kept seperate. Among humans, intermarriage weakens the respect people have for themselves and for their traditions. It undermines clarity of spirit and mind.” PeopleKnowsWayShouldMindHumansLooksSpiritAnimalMysteryDogDiseaseRedTraditionHorseSpeciesGoldenClarityGrayMatesEaglesDeerMixingRespect PeopleDomesticated AnimalsAntelopesBald EagleIntermarriage Author:Russell Means
“Ewwww-eee-wwww. Hey Ash, you vant to suck my blud? (Fang) No, thanks. The last thing I want is to catch parvo from you, or some other freaky dog disease that makes me lift my leg around hydrants. (Acheron)” WantLastsDogDiseaseLegsThanksHeyLiftsAshesFangsFreaky Book:Night Embrace Source: Night Embrace
“My friend died. (Astrid) Died how? (Zarek) Mmm, he had parvo. (Astrid) Isn’t that a dog’s disease? (Zarek) Yes. It was tragic. (Astrid) Hey! I resent that. (Sasha) Behave or I will give you parvo. (Astrid)” GivingDogDiseaseMy FriendsDiedHeyBehaveTragicResentFriend Died Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon
“When you have dogs, you witness their uncomplaining acceptance of suffering, their bright desire to make the most of life in spite of the limitations of age and disease, their calm awareness of the approaching end when their final hours come. They accept death with a grace that I hope I will one day be brave enough to muster.” EndsEnoughAgeDesireSufferingHoursAcceptingGraceAwarenessDogAcceptanceOne DayDiseaseBraveFinalsCalmWitnessLimitationSpiteBe BraveMuster Author:Dean Koontz
“The Americans as a nation are killing themselves with their vices and high living. As much as a man ought to eat in half an hour they swallow in three minutes gulping down their food like the [dog] under the table which when a chunk of meat is thrown down to it swallows it before you can say 'twice.' If you want a reform carry out the advice I have just given you. Dispense with your multitudinous dishes, and, depend upon it, you will do much towards preserving your families from sickness, disease and death.” IfsMenWantThreeGivenNationsHoursHalfMinutesAdviceDogDependsOughtDiseaseTablesKillingVicesReformMeatSicknessThrownDishesChunksDisease And Death Author:Brigham Young
“We have received a dog with serious eye problems and a skin disease in hopeless stage. The person who brought it here demanded we cure it for free and refused the idea of euthanasia to end its pain.” PersonsIdeasEndsProblemEyePainStageDogSeriousDiseaseSkinsCuresHopelessEuthanasia Author:Min Zhou