“I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.” NeedsHumorFunnyGuyFunDrinkDrinkingFunny DrinkingGreat DrinkingDon't Drink Alcohol Author:Chelsea Handler
“Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that grapefruit was a great detoxifier and I decided I wanted to start cleaning out my liver WHILE I was having a cocktail.” MomentsHumorWantedFunnyHappenedCoupleDrinkDecidedCleaningJuiceCocktailsLiverAustinGrapefruit Author:Chelsea Handler