“If I were overweight because I ate too much, I would have far more of a complex. I would know if I just stopped eating and showed a little discipline I would be thin. But there's not a hell of a lot I can do about being short. You just gotta run with it.” IfsKnowsLittlesI CanWould BeRunningCan DoHellToo MuchDisciplineEatingComplexesOverweight Author:Michael J. Fox
“Hell no / I ain't going to go / Clean out my cell / And take my tail / To jail / Without bail / Because it's better there eating / Watching television fed / Than in Vietnam with your white folks dead.” WhiteHellTelevisionEatingCleanFolksCellsFedsJailVietnamTailsBailWatching Television Author:Muhammad Ali
“Japanese food is very pretty and undoubtedly a suitable cuisine in Japan, which is largely populated by people of below average size. Hostesses hell-bent on serving such food to occidentals would be well advised to supplement it with something more substantial and to keep in mind that almost everybody likes french fries.” PeopleMindWellsWould BeHellFoodEatingCookingAverageSizeLikesJapanServingBentSuitableSupplementsCuisineFriesJapanese FoodFrench FriesHostesses Book:The Fran Lebowitz Reader Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader
“Food is neither your enemy nor your best friend. It won't mend your broken heart and it won't send you to hell.” HeartEnemyHellFoodBrokenEatingYour Best FriendEating Food Author:Emme
“I think the strangest thing probably is when I went to Japan, and I don't know what the hell I was eating, but there was this one thing that seemed to be in a lot of soups and things there - I always called it pond scum. It looked exactly like the green stuff that floats on top of a pond. I would say, "Oh my God, this has pond scum in it!" I would eat it, to be polite, because we were usually with Japanese people and I didn't want to gag or spit it out or anything. And I still don't know what it was.” PeopleThinkingKnowsWantStillsStuffHellOne ThingEatingGreenJapanPoliteSoupFloatsSpitPondsScumGags Author:Cassandra Peterson
“Right now, I see a lot of alarming trends inside Russia, especially in Siberia, which I represent in the parliament. People start to ask questions: If we mine all the natural resources - if we have all the oil, all the gas, all the coal, all the gold, all the diamonds - why the hell do we need central Russia? They are just eating at our resources. Without Moscow having a response for this, it would face very nasty questions such as one that was asked during my recent reelection campaign - it actually became a slogan of my campaign - "Stop feeding Moscow."” PeopleNaturalHellEatingGoldResponseGasDiamondNastySlogansNatural Resources Author:Ilya Ponomarev
“Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.” FamilyHellComedyEatingBreatheNosesGrandparentSandwichesListen To Your HeartBest Grandparents Author:Jim Carrey