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“After a snowstorm is the best time to be in the woods, because all the empty beer and soda cans and candy wrappers disappear, and you don't have to try as hard to be in another time. Plus there's just something beautiful about walking on snow that nobody else has walked on.”

Trying Hard Beautiful Walking Empty Woods Disappear Snow Beer Plus Candy Best Times Something Beautiful Soda Another Time Snowstorms

Book:Tell the Wolves I'm Home: A Novel

Source: Tell the Wolves I'm Home: A Novel

“What kind of heart does one have to have in order to be able to get rid of these, without regret, as if they were empty beer cans?”

Ifs Heart Kind Doe Able Order Regret Empty Beer

Book:Casa Rossa

Source: Casa Rossa

“What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!”

Common Empty Beer Necks Bottles Snakes Jake

Author:Jerry Lawler

“The saving of empty beer and liquor bottles is a strange college phenomenon. I bet most of you college students reading this right now have some empties on a shelf in your room. Everyone knows how much college kids like to drink, do we really need to display it? It's a good thing, though, that this trend stops after college. Wouldn't it be weird if your parents had empty wine bottles up on their bedroom wall?”

“You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.”

Ifs Might Car Areas Empty Beer Redneck You Might Be A Redneck If Redneck Humor

Book:You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read

Source: You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read

“We'd just shared the last beer and slung the empty can out the window at a stop sign and were just waiting back to get the feel of the day, swimming in that kind of tasty drowsiness that comes over you after a day of going hard at something you enjoy doing -- half sunburned and half drunk and keeping awake only because you wanted to savor the taste as long as you could.”

Feels Kind Long Hard Wanted Lasts Waiting Enjoy Half Taste Window Empty Drunk Beer Awake Over You Swimming Tasty Go Hard

Author:Ken Kesey

“2 p.m. beer nothing matters but flopping on a mattress with cheap dreams and a beer as the leaves die and the horses die and the landladies stare in the halls; brisk the music of pulled shades, a last man's cave in an eternity of swarm and explosion; nothing but the dripping sink, the empty bottle, euphoria, youth fenced in, stabbed and shaven, taught words propped up to die.”

Source: Burning in Water, Drowning in Flame

“When a glass sits on a table here, people don't wonder if it's half filled or half empty. They just hope it's good beer.”

People Ifs Half Wonder Empty Tables Filled Glasses Beer Half Empty Good Beer

Book:The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven

Source: The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven

“Note to self on waking. Lay off the beer on an empty stomach. This dream is even more screwed up than the time I had a donkey and a corkscrew. (Aiden) Donkey and a corkscrew? (Leta) I don’t know you well enough to fill you in on those details. (Aiden)”

Knows Wells Self Enough Dream Empty Lays Notes Details Beer Stomach Waking Screwed Up Donkey Note To Self Empty Stomach

Book:Upon The Midnight Clear

Source: Upon The Midnight Clear

“We would sit in the living room, drink a case of Busch beer, and throw the empty cans into the kitchen for no reason whatsoever, beyond the fact that it was the most overtly irresponsible way for any two people to live.”

People Way Two Reason Facts Rooms Cases Drink Empty Beer Kitchen No Reason Irresponsible Living Room

Book:What Happens When People Stop Being Polite: An Essay from Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs

Source: What Happens When People Stop Being Polite: An Essay from Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs

“There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Who's been pinching my beer?”

People Thinking World Looks Has Beens Said Two Truth Half Food Type Empty Bigger Glasses Excuse Beer Discworld Excuse Me Half Full Half Empty Glass Half Full Pinching

Author:Terry Pratchett

“The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.”

Has Beens House Humorous Empty Painter Beer Closets Premises Brewing

Book:Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated)

“I think I get used to, even addicted to, the feelings associated with the end of a long training run. I love feeling empty, clean, worn out, starving, and sweat-purged. I love the good ache of muscles that have done me proud. I love the way a cold beer tastes later that afternoon. I love the way my body feels light and sinewy.”

“To dispute with a drunkard is to debate with an empty house.”

House Empty Debate Beer Disputes Drunkards Empty Houses

Author:Publilius Syrus