“Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.” MadeSometimesHumorFunnyNightFallClothesBlanket Author:Mitch Hedberg
“On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.” InspirationalDoeFunnyFallFoundMarriageCasesCoupleMarriedMereFalling In LoveWittyOccasionsInevitableMiraculousExaminationAdjustmentMarried CouplesRare Occasion Book:Anarchism and Other Essays Source: Anarchism and Other Essays
“Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked out and might have been even more seriously hurt but my fall was broken by the smog.” Has BeensMightFunnyFallHurtBrokenHollywoodCaliforniaSatChairsMight Have BeenSmogBreakaway Book:I KID YOU NOT Source: I KID YOU NOT
“From my close observation of writers... they fall into two groups: 1) those who bleed copiously and visibly at any bad review, and 2) those who bleed copiously and secretly at any bad review.” WritingTwoHumorFunnyScienceFallSecretGroupsCriticismObservationReviewsBad Reviews Book:Gold: the final science fiction collection Source: Gold: the final science fiction collection
“The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it.” PeopleHumorFunnyFallRolesHumourDown AndBottomFalling Down Author:Alan Coren