“My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.” KnowsBigsLawFatherWatchesMorningDiscoveryGet UpClockIn-lawsGood MorningFunny DadFather In Law Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“My father walked to school 4 o'clock every morning with no shoes on, uphill, both ways, in 5 feet of snow and he was thankful.” WayHumorSchoolFunnyFatherMorningFeetShoesSnowClockEvery Morning Author:Bill Cosby
“I'd watch my father get up at 5 o'clock and go down to the Eastern Market in Detroit to do the shopping for his restaurant, and get that business going and then go out on his vending machine business.” FatherWatchesMachinesGet UpClockRestaurantsShoppingEasternDetroitVending Machines Author:Ed Bradley
“The mother may be doing ninety percent of the disciplining, but the father still must have a full-time acceptance of all the children. He never must say, "Get these kids out of here; I'm trying to watch TV." If he ever does start saying this, he is liable to see one of his kids on the six o'clock news.” IfsTryingMayChildrenDoeStillsKidsMotherFatherWatchesAcceptanceTvsSixNewsPercentClockNinetyLiable Author:Bill Cosby
“Contrary to all we hear about women and their empty-nest problem, it may be fathers more often than mothers who are pained by thechildren's imminent or actual departure--fathers who want to hold back the clock, to keep the children in the home for just a little longer. Repeatedly women compare their own relief to their husband's distress” WantMayChildrenLittlesProblemHomeMotherFatherHusbandEmptyContraryCompareClockReliefDistressNestsDepartureEmpty Nest Book:Women of a certain age: the midlife search for self Source: Women of a certain age: the midlife search for self