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“Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it.”

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Book:The answer is baseball: a book of questions that illuminate the great game
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“Politics is like watching football. Yes, you can see it directly on your screen, but I think a lot of people want to have some understanding of what's happening, why the play is unfolding the way it is, and I think that's where it can help them, not to render judgments but to help people make their own judgments in a more informed way.”

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Author:David Gergen
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“Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”

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Book:Locked rooms and open doors
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“If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.”

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Book:If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?
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