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“[said from the main character to a friend as a suggestion for dealing with a weight-obsessed parent]: "Why don't you just tell her that if she refuses to see the real you she should just go and legally adopt a celery stick and raise it as a carrot so that she can stay your of your life?”

Humor Friends Better You

Book:Does My Head Look Big in This?

Source: Does My Head Look Big in This?

“Well, it’s about damn time I got my royal welcome!” Ferd stalked in with his equipment boxes and bundles of fabric. “What’s going on? Where’s my confetti, bitches?” “This isn’t your personal parade, Ferd.” I laughed. “Let’s keep that for your birthday, okay?!” “Fiiine, I guess I can have a birthday every month,” he giggled. “Seriously, why’s everyone standing to attention at the bar? I feel like there’s an interrogation in progress.”

Humor Friends

Book:A Sinful Silence

Source: A Sinful Silence

“You’re pretty dramatic for a Sunday.” I grinned. “I’d be bored out of my fucking mind if not for the drama here, my little Voodoo doll.” “Drama I can live without. Gossip, I could be persuaded.” “FUCK IT! GARRICK, YOU GREEDY BASTARD, I’M KEEPING HERRRR!”

Humor Funny Friends Adam A Fox

Book:A Sinful Symphony: A Dark BDSM Romance

Source: A Sinful Symphony: A Dark BDSM Romance

“Oh, hell no!” Ferd clapped to get our attention. “You’ve been drinking…without me!”

Humor Funny Family Friends

Book:A Sinful Sacrifice

Source: A Sinful Sacrifice

“For the record, I know at least a half a dozen leggy blondes who do not want to get in my pants.” His charming smile disarmed her, and she collapsed on the pillow beside him, laughing. “All six of them?” “Maybe, five.” —Prince Peter ben Korah and Davianna ben David”

Humor Friends Humor Relationships

Book:M1-The Black Key

Source: M1-The Black Key

“I am learning that it is important to stop sometimes, and just have a drink and a gossip with friends, even as corpses start to pile up around you. Which they have been doing a lot recently. It's a balancing act, of course, but, by and large, the corpses will still be there in the morning, and you mustn't let it spoil your Domino's.”

Life Inspirational Humor Friends Pizza Corpse

Book:The Man Who Died Twice

Source: The Man Who Died Twice

“Cyrus seemed to be thinking as he sighed, “Hakim, in a way, I think Lionel follows Lester around because niggas are scared of him. The same way niggas are scared of you. Think about it, Hakim? The only time Lionel goes around Les is when you’re gone!” Whoa! Was Cyrus making a valid point? Yes, Les had a bag, cars, girls, respect, and people feared him because he wasn’t afraid of anything, but he was nothing like... Damn it all! Cyrus was right. “Lionel started hanging around Les when I started doing my shit and leaving all the time,” I realized, holding my jaw.”

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Book:King of Clubs

Source: King of Clubs

“When you dwell within the land of the dead it stands to reason you'll end up smelling of decay. You are who you're around.”

Inspirational Humor Success Advice Friends

Author:Billy Juste

“I wish my friends would be a tad more selective before they jump in with both feet. Almost instantly… “they’re my world!!” Ummm, this is like your 8th world… You making a solar system?”

Humor Relationships Friends

Author:Steve Maraboli

“I detest goodbyes. That is, with people I like.”

Humor Friendship Friends Goodbye Farewell Parting Saying Goodbye Snark Snarky Valediction

Book:Cali the Destroyer

Source: Cali the Destroyer

“I was wet but not soaked. Just enough to look like a sponge, but not a mop.”

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Book:Lost in Ireland

Source: Lost in Ireland

“Even in the most organized life there is room for whimsy. It just needs scheduling. As her heroine Monica Geller would say, Rules help control the fun.”

Humor Friends Organization Nina Hill

Book:The Bookish Life of Nina Hill

Source: The Bookish Life of Nina Hill

“The only milkshake I haven’t tried is the doomsday one. I hope I never need to drink that one”

Humor Sweet Friends Milkshake

Book:The Collection

Source: The Collection

“Of course I’m up,” I grumble, rubbing my eyes. “How am I supposed to sleep when you two fucktards are standing at the foot of my bed talking about angels blowing their loads?” Garrett snickers. “Like I’m the first one to ever wonder about that.”

Humor Friends Friendship Goals Off Campus The Score

Book:The Score

Source: The Score

“Well, now, you see, I have a firm policy that I never drink hot cocoa by myself. It's against my religion." "You have a religion?" Ling sniffled. "Well, no. Not really. But if I did, that would be the first commandment.”

Humor Friends Pick Me Up

Book:Lair of Dreams

Source: Lair of Dreams

“After this she paid him a daily visit — always under the conviction that they were great enemies. 'Oh yes, we're intimate enemies,' Ralph used to say; and he accused her freely — as freely as the humor of it would allow — of coming to worry him to death. In reality they became excellent friends, Henrietta much wondering that she should never have liked him before. Ralph liked her exactly as much as he had always done; he had never doubted for a moment that she was an excellent fellow.They talked about everything and always differed . . .”

Humor Friendship Sweet Friends Enemies Henry James The Portrait Of A Lady Frenemies Enemies To Friends

Book:The Portrait of a Lady

Source: The Portrait of a Lady

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