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“I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.”

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Author:Bill Cosby

“I put a basketball in front of George Clooney's door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.”

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Author:Ellen DeGeneres

“When I was a kid, my favourite time of the year when I was child was that magical first snowfall. I'd yell Yippee! Snow! and run up to the front door and shout You know the deal... You have to let me in now.”

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Author:Emo Philips

“You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.”

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Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“I arrived home the other day, and it was just pouring rain out side so buy the time I get from the car to the front door I am soaked. I walk in side and take off my jacket and my wife says Is it raining out I couldn't help my self when I replied Nope, I had to take the gold fish for a walk. Here's your sign!”

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Author:Bill Engvall

“When you're missing your two front teeth, that's honesty. That is a door to your oral history. You're not covering anything up. You're saying, 'Hey world, I'm missing my front teeth. I'm gross; I'm dirty; I'm poor. I clearly have no problem with public urination and eating garbage. Don't come near me, I'll gum you to death!”

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Author:Iliza Shlesinger

“It's disgraceful and embarrassing that the highest technology in a typical city high school in this country is the metal detector the students pass through at the front door.”

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Author:Bran Ferren

“When I was a kid in Nebraska, a cantankerous farmer, known for plinking with his '22 at passing cars in which he perceived enemies, ingeniously rigged up a shotgun in his house, trained on the inside of his front door so as to widely distribute any intruder.”

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Author:Dick Cavett

“There is an unknown room in the soul that is constantly turning the stuff of daydreams into myths for us, helping us to get at meaning we can't get to through the front door.”

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Book:Once and Future Myths: The Power of Ancient Stories in Our Lives

Source: Once and Future Myths: The Power of Ancient Stories in Our Lives

“You cannot find what you do not seek. You cannot grasp when you do not reach. Your dreams won't come up to your front door. You have got to take a leap if you want to soar.”

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Author:Cory Booker

“Rituals are important. I get up. I take the dogs on a walk around to the front and then I pick up the papers. Then I walk around to the front door, then me and the two dogs come in the house and I give them treats. I make coffee. It's the regularity of these kinds of rituals that I find deeply satisfying.”

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Author:Jane Fonda

“Growing up, my Mexican town of Monterrey was so safe, we wouldn't lock our cars or our front doors, and that is gone.”

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Author:Andrea Suarez Paz