“Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause ? you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.” MenHumorFunnyYoungGirlFunGainsFemaleWeightHotMalesMovieFlashMotorcycleMenopauseHot Flashes Author:John Wayne
“If you gain, you gain all; if you lose, you lose nothing. Wager, then, without hesitation, that He exists.” IfsGodHumorFunnyLosesHumorousGainsGambleHesitationGod ExistsWagers Author:Blaise Pascal
“You must lose everything in order to gain anything.” FunnyOrderLosesGainsInsightful Author:Brad Pitt
“If you associate enough with older people who do enjoy their lives, who are not stored away in any golden ghettos, you will gain a sense of continuity and of the possibility for a full life.” PeopleIfsEnoughAgeFunnyEnjoyPossibilityGainsAgingGoldenAssociatesOld PeopleEldersContinuityGhettoOlder PeopleFull LifeContinuity Of Life Author:Tom Stoppard
“If we must lose wife or husband when we live to our highest right, we lose an unhappy marriage as well, and we gain ourselves. But if a marriage is born between two already self-discovered, what a lovely adventure begins, hurricanes and all.” IfsWellsTwoSelfFunnyBornLosesWifeAdventureHusbandHighestDiscoveryGainsLovelyUnhappyHurricanesHappy MarriageUnhappy Marriage Author:Richard Bach
“Isn't beer the holy libation of sincerity? The potion that dispels all hypocrisy, any charade of fine manners? The drink that does nothing worse than incite its fans to urinate in all innocence, to gain weight in all frankness?” DoeFunnyFansFineDrinkHolyGainsWeightMannersInnocenceBeerHypocrisySincerityFranknessCharades Author:Milan Kundera