“With our lives and food chain set up to make us fat - I mean, you can't drive down any highway in America and find a grapefruit - a guy needs to be smarter and more determined to get lean.” NeedsMeanAmericaGuyOur LivesDeterminedFatsChainsSmarterHighwaysFood ChainGrapefruit Author:David Zinczenko
“I had heard some women make comments about my chest, so why not show it off? Nobody wants to see a fat guy in tights. That wouldn't be fair to the fans.” WantShowsGuyHeardFansFairsFatsWhy NotChestsCommentTights Author:Paul Stanley
“It's a bunch of bull! If God, or nature, or whatever you want to call it didn't want you to mix carbohydrates, starches and fats, you'd never have a grain, you'd never have a vegetable or a fruit, would you? What's in a grain? It's got carbohydrates, starches, fats, sugar. It's got everything in it. Why does nature do that? One guy says don't mix carbohydrates, and the other guy says don't mix protein with it; it's all a bunch of lard, something to sell a book. And the poor public is so confused, they don't know what to do.” IfsKnowsWantDoeBookGuyPoorSellsFruitBunchFatsConfusedVegetablesSugarGrainBullsOther GuysProteinCarbohydratesSo ConfusedLard Author:Jack LaLanne
“I've been 11, 12 percent body fat my whole career. But when you've got a big, sexy, beautiful man that's up in the 340s, 350s, the way you guys were taught on this planet, you're going to automatically think it's fat.” ThinkingMenWayWholeBodyBigsBeautifulGuyCareersTaughtPlanetsBasketballPercentSexyFatsBody Fat Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“I don't like guys my age because they are normally either married or divorced and grumpy, fat and balding.” AgeGuyMarriedFatsDivorcedGrumpy Author:Madonna Ciccone
“My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.” MadeTwoGuyFightingDaughterFatsShirtsMy DaughterPantsT ShirtSkinnyJerryCrackersFat Women Author:Roseanne Barr
“I feel like being nerd is not about the superficial quality; it's about how nerds approach life. It's much more emotional and mental than it is you're some fat guy living in your mom's basement, which I think is just a hacky stereotype.” ThinkingFeelsGuyQualityEmotionalMomApproachFatsSuperficialStereotypeNerdYour MomBasements Author:Chris Hardwick