“White folks are not going to come to see a bunch of guys with tattoos, with cornrows. I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks different, they're stupid.” ThinkingDifferentGuyWhiteStupidSorryFolksBunchTattooI'm SorryThink Different Author:Charles Barkley
“'I'm sorry,' guys are always telling women, 'but I'm just not ready to make a commitment.' Guys are in a permanent state of nonreadiness. If guys were turkey breasts, you could put them in a 350-degree oven on July Fourth, and they still wouldn't be done in time for Thanksgiving.” IfsStillsStatesDoneGuyReadyDegreesCommitmentSorryPermanentBreastsFourthI'm SorryTurkeysJulyNot ReadyOvens Book:Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys Source: Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys
“I'm sorry, those pictures from the Abu Ghraib. At first, they, like infuriated me, I was sad. Then like, a couple days later, after they cut the guy's head off, they didn't seem like much. And now, I like to trade them with my friends.” FirstsSeemsGuyCuttingCoupleMy FriendsTradeSorryI'm SorryAbu Ghraib Author:Dennis Miller