“Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.” PeopleLooksGuyJesusCollegePicksFishingDocksHunting And Fishing Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“Jesus is a half-naked guy, hanging, nailed to a cross, and then people wear that around their neck, and then those are the people that are upset about violence in movies.” PeopleGuyJesusHalfViolenceCrossesNakedUpsetNecksViolence In Movies Author:Marilyn Manson
“As a Jew reading about Jesus, I thought, 'He's a pretty good guy.' It's the same conclusion Monty Python drew in 'Life of Brian' - if people actually live what he did, it would be a pretty good world. But Jesus and Christianity have a tenuous relationship at best.” PeopleIfsWorldWould BeGuyReadingJesusChristianityJewConclusionGood GuyBrianPythonMonty Author:David Javerbaum
“It doesn't matter if it's in my class or around the world, anywhere, the first thing I say is "First of all guys, I want to give my Heavenly Father credit for all I do and the Lord Jesus Christ to give me the opportunity to go out and reach and save lives." To me, that's the most important thing.” IfsWorldWantGivingFirstsImportantMatterGuyFatherOpportunityJesusChristLordClassJesus ChristGive MeImportant ThingsCreditAround The WorldHeavenlyHeavenly FatherLord Jesus ChristSave A Life Author:Billy Blanks
“Christianity is a marketable product. It has very little to do with Jesus Christ. I'm sure it has nothing to do with Jesus Christ at all - what the experience was like to be around the guy.” LittlesGuyJesusChristChristianityProductsJesus Christ Author:Frederick Lenz
“You're either a rationalist, or you're not. And the good news is a recent poll found 20% of adults under 30 say they are rationalists, and have figured out that Santa Claus and Jesus are really the same guy. Now, 20% is hardly a majority. But it's a bigger minority than blacks, jews, homosexuals, NRA members, teachers, or seniors... and it's certainly enough to stop being shy about expressing the opinion that we're not the crazy ones!” EnoughGuyFoundJesusOpinionTeacherCrazyMembersNewsAdultsBiggerMajorityJewMinoritiesShySeniorHomosexualGood NewsPollsSantaSanta ClausNraBeing Shy Author:Bill Maher
“But, no, I don't feel my career has not been fulfilled because I didn't win the US Open. It's like the guy said: You going to crucify a man because he missed a putt to win a tournament? Does a three-foot putt mean his whole life? Another guy said, well, he couldn't win the big one. Well, Jesus, what do you call those others? What's big and what's small?” MenFeelsWellsMeanDoeSaidWholeBigsGuyThreeJesusWinningCareersFeetGolfWhole LifeFulfilledTournamentsOther Guys Author:Sam Snead
“I'm really demanding. No girl really wants just a guy. You want a prince, you want Jesus. So when he comes around and his name is, like, Steve, what are you supposed to do?” WantGuyGirlJesusNamesDating Author:Macy Gray
“And Jesus, the heart of the Christian faith is the wildest, most radical guy you'd ever come across.” HeartChristianGuyJesusRadicalChristian Faith Author:Bear Grylls
“Honestly, I would think I would go way back to Biblical times and be one of the guys who saw Jesus Sermon on the Mount. It would be so cool to see what he was really like in person.” ThinkingWayPersonsWould BeGuyJesusSawsHonestlyBiblicalSermonsSermon On The Mount Author:Jason Dolley