“How about this John Kerry controversy? So he's out there in California, tells some kind of joke and it backfires. He's saying he botched the joke. ... This guy can lose elections he's not even in.” KindGuyLosesJokesElectionCaliforniaThis GuyControversyJohn KerryBackfire Author:David Letterman
“John Kerry has promised to take this country back from the wealthy. Who better than the guy worth $700 million to take the country back? See, he knows how the wealthy think. He can spy on them at his country club, at his place in Palm Beach, at his house in the Hamptons. He's like a mole for the working man.” ThinkingKnowsMenCountryGuyHouseMillionsKnow HowClubsBeachWealthyPalmsSpyJohn KerryWorking ManMolesCountry ClubsHamptonsPalm Beach Author:Jay Leno
“John Kerry's victory over Howard Dean has completely changed the presidential race around. Now instead of the rich white guy from Yale who lives in the White house facing off against the rich white guy from Yale who lives in Vermont, he may have to face the rich white guy from Yale who lives in Massachusetts. It's a whole different game.” MayDifferentWholeFacesGuyGamesHouseWhiteRaceRichChangedVictoryPresidentialWhite HouseDeanYaleJohn KerryMassachusettsVermontWhite Guys Author:Jay Leno
“Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary mustache?” WantGuyWonderMaryBloodyJohn KerryMustacheEndorsementsEndorsingTed KennedyBloody Mary Author:David Letterman