“I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy.” KindGuyComedyShirtsPantsShirt Off Author:Jason Sudeikis
“While the liberal media elite depict the bowler as a chubby guy with a comb-over and polyester pants, the reality is that bowling is one of the most tech-heavy sports today. Robotic pinsetters and computerized scoring were just the beginning.” RealityTodayGuySportsMediaHeavyPantsElitesRoboticsBowlingCombsBowlersLiberal Media Author:Chris Hardwick
“Everyone has this sense of togetherness right now. For example, one guy on the subway today, he wanted to share my pants.” TodayWantedGuyShareExampleRight NowPantsTogethernessSubway Author:David Letterman
“Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.” IfsHumorFunnyGuyAssPantsDressings Author:Kristen Schaal
“My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.” MadeTwoGuyFightingDaughterFatsShirtsMy DaughterPantsT ShirtSkinnyJerryCrackersFat Women Author:Roseanne Barr