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“There are a lot of other people out there that some of us wish had run for President, but they didn't. I think Mitt Romney would be a fine President, and he'd be way better than the guy who's there right now.”

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Author:Marco Rubio

“He glosses over and doesn't even tell the truth....Here is a guy who is the ultimate flip-flopper running for president, and he's attacking me for not being principled? That doesn't wash.”

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Author:Rick Santorum

“I've never seen a guy change his position so many times, so fast, on a dime.”

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Author:Rudy Giuliani

“I believe most Americans want their next President to remind them of the guy they work with, not the guy who laid them off.”

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Author:Mike Huckabee

“The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.”

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Author:Kinky Friedman

“Wouldn`t it be great for some of the Republican candidates to stand up to the money guys and say, if you want a presidential nominee who will do what the Bushes did, go from war to war, look elsewhere.”

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Author:Chris Matthews

“Mitt Romney has asked Todd Akin to step down. That's too bad. Todd Akin was the guy to lead the Republican Party into the 16th century.”

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Author:David Letterman

“He seems like a nice charming guy. [Mike Huckabee] doesn't believe in evolution and has some nutty views about what it is we should do about ending violence in our inner city—we should make sure all of our young people are armed. Republicans scare me.”

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Author:Elizabeth Edwards

“I can't wait for the Republican debates to start and there's literally 65 guys on one stage.”

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Author:Conan O'Brien

“This Ted Cruz guy, I mean, he incurred the wrath, really, of his own party. They don't like him. Democrats hate him. Independents hate him. Republicans hate him. Even Miley Cyrus, he's the one guy she refuses to lick.”

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Author:Bill Maher

“My hands are heavy and most importantly they are very fast. I have been called the fastest white man alive. I don't work submissions and not because I am trying to prove something I'm just frankly not very good at 'em. I am very good at getting away. I've never fought anybody whether it was in practice or competition who could hold me down. Even if I thought I could get a submission I'm not laying underneath a grown man with my legs spread on worldwide T.V. Some guys subscribe to that theory but I am a Republican and we don't do that”

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Author:Chael Sonnen

“You know who Boehner is, right? He's that orange looking guy. See, for Republicans that counts as diversity.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“These guys [Republicans] are the most crooked, you know, lying group I've ever seen.”

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Author:John F. Kerry

“Big news from last night's Republican debate, you guys. It turns out George Bush was actually the smart Texas governor.”

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Author:Jimmy Fallon

“Tonight the Republican presidential candidates had a big debate, 10 candidates. The last time that many rich white guys got together, I think Exxon merged with Mobil.”

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Author:Jay Leno