“We've said from the beginning when we traded Richie (Sexson), we're trading home runs for doubles and the ability to manufacture runs... Doubles are almost better. I mean, home runs are great, but when you've got guys who smack those doubles, you're in good shape, you've got a lot of guys in scoring position.” MeanSaidHomeRunningGuyAbilityPositionShapesTradingHome RunSmack Author:Ned Yost
“Number two, we're going to play with a lot of effort. Our guys are going to be in such good shape that fatigue is not going to be a problem. We're going to play with full effort from snap to whistle on every play the entire game.” TwoPlayProblemGuyGamesSportsNumbersEffortShapesFatigueSnaps Author:Steve Spurrier
“Some people are saying that the reason Michael Phelps isn't doing so well is because he let himself get too out of shape. I just have to say that I have been watching the Olympics, and if that guy is out of shape, I have been dead for five years.” PeopleIfsYearsWellsHas BeensReasonFunnyGuyFiveShapesFive YearsOlympicsThat GuyLondon Olympics Author:Conan O'Brien
“You know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man? ... Women feel secure with an ugly guy because a man in bad shape isn't gonna cheat.” KnowsMenFeelsGuyKnow HowShapesUglySecureCheatLooking GoodStunningGood Looking Men Author:Jackie Mason
“I am what they call a chubby-skinny guy. I appear to be normal and have the look of an in-shape man, but if we were to go to a pool party I would go with my shirt on.” IfsMenLooksGuyPartyShapesNormalShirtsPoolSkinnyPool Party Author:Adam Pally
“I can never let the guy across from me be in better shape. I have to be the best-conditioned guy.” I CanGuyShapesBeing The Best Author:Larry Fitzgerald
“Some people thinks that I'm the Antichrist, which would be a really good disguise for the Antichrist. You'd never see a pudgy, out-of-shape guy, 5 o'clock in the afternoon, being the Antichrist, would you?” PeopleThinkingWould BeGuyShapesClockAfternoonDisguiseAntichrist Author:Glenn Beck