“When the guys come back in from the spacewalk, there really is a distinct smell of space; it's something I will never forget.” GuySpaceForgetSmellNever Forget Author:Kevin A. Ford
“Any woman I know can smell a boyfriend a mile away. Women are intuitive, they know when a guy is interested but he’s not going to be there for her in that boyfriend-y way.” KnowsWayGuySmellMilesIntuitiveMiles Away Author:Julie Klausner
“In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams that show up in beer drinking situations consist of guys who have been playing league softball and smell like bus seats.” YearsHas BeensShowsGuySituationTeamDrinkingSmellOpeningBeerLeagueSeatsBusSoftballBeer DrinkingBikinisSwedish Author:Dave Barry
“I have never been much of a groomer. I take baths a lot, but I don't wear deodorant. I don't have to. I have a miraculous body scent. I've had women smell me and say that should be bottled. I would advise guys to lay off the Drakkar, because the cavemen weren't wearing it. They might have been putting mint leaves on their balls, but your scent is grown naturally. I have really good dating advice.” ShouldHas BeensBodyMightGuyAdviceBallsDatingLaysSmellScentMight Have BeenMiraculousBathsAdviseMintDeodorantCavemen Author:Zach Galifianakis