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“I don't know how much more of this 'sugarplum' shit I can take. I'm about ready to hand over my balls just so he can feel what it's like to have a pair again. -Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain”

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Book:Blame It on the Pain

Source: Blame It on the Pain

“You can take a guy to a coffee shop, but you can't make him bare his soul.”

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Book:The Party Crasher

Source: The Party Crasher

“Leave it to a dude to roll in with your technique, but use a jackhammer instead of jeweler’s screwdrivers.”

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Book:Real Secrets of Sex: A Women's Guide on How to Be Good in Bed

Source: Real Secrets of Sex: A Women's Guide on How to Be Good in Bed

“Some guys assume that they made this one girl orgasm by doing this one thing and now they do it to every woman they get with. If it doesn’t work on you, then something about you must be broken.”

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Book:Real Secrets of Sex: A Women's Guide on How to Be Good in Bed

Source: Real Secrets of Sex: A Women's Guide on How to Be Good in Bed

“Real sex is as much about reciprocity as it is exploration and if you need a reason to resent a man later on, just consider the guy who doesn’t believe in cunnilingus...”

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Book:Real Secrets of Sex: A Women's Guide on How to Be Good in Bed

Source: Real Secrets of Sex: A Women's Guide on How to Be Good in Bed

“I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace.”

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Book:Place Your Betts

Source: Place Your Betts

“His hormones never calmed down once they set in when he was a teenager.”“Yeah, we've considered getting him neutered,” Nathan adds,a goading tone to his voice.I see Nathan and Sol share a look,then Sol says,“Sorry, when did you last get laid, Nate? Oh yeah, about a year ago.” He smiles smugly. “Me, you ask? Oh well, I got some yesterday.”

Guys And Their Dumb Ways

Book:First Bitten

Source: First Bitten

“A Guy with a Tiger Tattoo meets A Girl with a Dragon Tattoo The Guy was scared of the dragon, Tiger was shy of the Girl.”

Guys And Their Dumb Ways

Author:Bhavik Sarkhedi

“A girl with a belly button meets A guy with a shirt of no button. A guy takes on the belly button A girl takes off the shirt.”

Guys And Their Dumb Ways

Author:Bhavik Sarkhedi

“On Masculinity – If there are guys out there who subscribe to Rick Bayan’s outdated notion of masculinity, I hope they marry women who are ready, able, willing and eager to plant the horns on their heads.”

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Author:Marsha Hinds

“A guy who does not know to respect teachers are educationist in India”

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Author:Dr.P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“Have you set your sights on anyone?” Her smile didn’t reach her eyes. “They’re all the same. Just like last year.” Tom tried to feel badly about that. But he couldn’t help feeling a primal pang of relief, his heartbeat settling into a satisfied rhythm … Still mine … still mine Tom Sevarin and Cassandra Ravenel-Sevarin”

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Book:Chasing Cassandra

Source: Chasing Cassandra