“Girlhood ... is the intellectual phase of a woman's life, that time when, unencumbered by societal expectations or hormonal rages, one may pursue any curiosity from the mysteries of the yo-yo to the meaning of infinity. These two particular pursuits were where I left off in the fifth grade when I discovered a hair growing in the wrong place and all hell broke loose.” MayTwoLeftHellGrowingMysteryParticularHairIntellectualExpectationsCuriosityRagePursuitPursueBrokeGradesInfinityPhasesFifthGirlhoodFifth GradeSocietal Expectations Author:Alice Kahn
“John Kerry fell off of his bicycle over the weekend. He went for a Sunday afternoon ride, fell off in front of the news media. Luckily, his hair broke the fall so it's not as serious. ... Thankfully, Senator Kerry was not seriously injured. In fact, when the police arrived, Kerry was well enough to give conflicting reports to the officers about what happened.” GivingWellsEnoughFactsFallHappenedMediaFrontsSeriousHairNewsPoliceBrokeReportsSundayOfficersAfternoonWeekendSenatorsInjuredBicycleJohn KerryNews MediaSunday Afternoons Author:Jay Leno
“I keep expectations so embarrassingly low that I broke my contract and went and got a hair-cut.” CuttingHairLowsExpectationsBrokeContractsHair Cut Author:Cristin Milioti
“A couple of years ago I used to have long, curly, mermaid hair that was amazing, and then I broke up with my boyfriend and I cut it off to my shoulders. It was in this awkward Molly Ringwald phase, so I just kept cutting it shorter.” YearsLongUsedCuttingHairCoupleYears AgoShouldersBrokeAwkwardPhasesMermaidMy BoyfriendBroke Up Author:Betty Who
“It can be hard for the cute girl. I was blond, cute, broke. I was beat up. I was thrown inside lockers. I was burned with cigarettes. My hair was lit on fire.” HardGirlFireHairBeatsBrokeCuteThrownBurnedCigaretteLitLockersCute Girl Author:Jenny McCarthy
“I've seen plenty of films where the projector broke. The problems that we have in the digital age are exactly the same as we had. Instead of, 'There's a hair in the gate,' it's, 'The computer ate the footage.' There will always be things like that going on. Nothing is perfect.” ProblemAgeFilmPerfectHairComputerPlentyBrokeDigitalGatesDigital AgeProjectorsNothing Is Perfect Author:Joss Whedon
“Hallelujah" "Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bathing on the roof. Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you. She tied you to a kitchen chair, she broke your throne, and she cut your hair. And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah.” StrongSawsCuttingHairNeededLipsProofBrokeKitchenChairsTiedRoofThronesMoonlightBathingHer BeautyHallelujah Author:Leonard Cohen