“But we live in an age, ladies and gentlemen, where we are keeping morons alive in our gene pools by putting warnings on items that should not require warnings. The hotel I am staying in has a hair dryer, on the cord of the hair dryer there is a warning and this is what it says: “Warning! Do not use in shower!” Ladies and gentlemen if you have a friend who wants to use their hair dryer in the shower, you let them.” IfsWantShouldUseAgeAliveHairGentlemanHotelStayingWarningPoolGenesShowersItemsMoronCordsLadies And GentlemenDryersHair Dryers Author:Wil Anderson
“I'm all about kind of preserving hair and face, conditioning products and staying out of the sun.” KindFacesSunProductsHairStayingConditioning Author:Avril Lavigne
“I love going out dancing. There is nothing better than letting your hair down and staying up far too late, is there?” HairLateDown AndDancingToo LateStayingGoing Out Author:Liberty Ross
“When I lived in Japan in the 1980s, I once was mistaken for Paul Newman, and I didn't have much more hair than I do now. My first reaction was that staying in Japan might be good for my social life.” FirstsMightSocialHairBe GoodReactionsJapanStayingMistakenSocial LifeNewman Author:Paul Saffo