“I accept responsibility for U-boat warfare from 1933 onward, and of the entire navy from 1943 on, but to make me responsible for what happened to Jews in Germany, or Russian soldiers on the east front it is so ridiculous all I can do is laugh.” I CanCan DoResponsibilityAcceptingLaughingHappenedFrontsResponsibleSoldierJewEastRidiculousBoatGermanyWarfareNavy Author:Karl Donitz
“I love memoirs, particularly obscure ones because the writer is usually a regular guy just telling what happened to him and to his friends. What these tales lack in artfulness they make up for in passion and authenticity. For a writer of fiction, they are solid gold. I have stolen so much from memoirs it's ridiculous.” GuyPassionFictionHappenedGoldRidiculousTalesMemoirAuthenticityObscureStolen Author:Steven Pressfield
“A lot of people want to judge the fact that I'm an actor. That's ridiculous. No one knows what I was doing before I made my first movie. I just happened to do it as an actor all the while I've been doing music, but never with the intention to become a screaming famous pop star.” PeopleKnowsWantFirstsMadeFactsActorsStarsHappenedJudgingIntentionPopsRidiculousPop Stars Author:Taryn Manning
“When a Dalmatian sees a cow he must be like, 'What the hell happened to him? I am high right now. That dalmatian is fat and smeary.' When the cow sees the Dalmatian he must be like, 'He looks amazing. I am so out of shape, this is ridiculous. My tits are on the ground here.” LooksHellHappenedRight NowShapesRidiculousFatsCowsDalmatians Author:Demetri Martin
“Is that not ridiculous that people thought that Justin Bieber and I were on a vacation together, on a romantic vacation, in the Bahamas, and I just happened to wear a gown as my swimsuit and red lips and he's dressed in a suit in the ocean? Seriously who would walk to the beach like that?” PeopleTogetherWalksHappenedOceanRedLipsRidiculousSuitsBeachVacationGownsJustinRed LipsBahamasSwimsuits Author:Kim Kardashian