“No matter which end of a hotdog you take your first bite from, I’ll tell you you’re eating it backwards. I’m serious, I think you may be dyslexic.” HumorFoodEatingEatDyslexicHotdog Book:The Lewis and Clark of The Ozarks Source: The Lewis and Clark of The Ozarks
“I love when I shake a mustard bottle really well and go to squirt a line on my hotdog and out spurts a yellow watery substance. They should sell that as an energy drink.” HumorMustardEnergy DrinkHotdogSquirt Book:A Memoir of Memories and Memes Source: A Memoir of Memories and Memes
“Sometimes, your corndog is just a hotdog on a stick.” InspirationalHistoryHotdog Author:Leonard Ybarra
“I love when I shake a mustard bottle really well and go to squirt a line on my hotdog and out spurts a yellow watery substance. They should sell that as an energy drink, because it really gets me amped up.” HumorEnergyDrinkSalesMustardEnergy DrinkHotdogSquirtSports Drink Book:Whenever you're here, I'm there for you Source: Whenever you're here, I'm there for you