“Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and squeezing every last drop out of that bitch.” WritingWisdomHumorFunnyHumourHumorousWriterWriters On WritingFunny QuotesWriting PhilosophyWriters BlockFunny StuffFunny As HellHumor Work Author:Lili St. Crow