“The first thing I do when I come home is check the refrigerator for cats because I'm convinced that if one dies, my husband will hide it in there because I don't cook and so I won't see it. I do drink Cokes, though ,so technically he should hide the corpse in the oven. And now I need to start checking the oven.” IfsNeedsShouldFirstsHomeDiesDrinkHusbandCatConvincedChecksCooksMy HusbandComing HomeCorpsesCokeRefrigeratorsOvens Author:Jenny Lawson
“Ladies gotta say no to their husbands at the movies. They gotta say: "No, we are watching back-to-back cancer movies. And then this movie about a cat."” HumorFunnyHusbandCatCancer Author:Tina Fey
“I try not to set myself up as different or as a celebrity or special. I have a husband that can get on my nerves. I have kids that test my patience. I've got a cat I can't keep off the sofa. It's real. On a bad day, I'm reading 'Acts of Faith.'.” TryingI CanDifferentRealKidsReadingSpecialHusbandCatTestsNervesBad DaySofas Author:Iyanla Vanzant
“My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.” SaidSometimesMissingHusbandCatMy HusbandFelineRescue CatsHerding Cats Author:Zsa Zsa Gabor
“My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate.” WayInspirationalFirstsLongFightingMarriageDogFriendsLuckyHusbandCatMadMy HusbandSoulmateCat And DogMy SoulmateLove My HusbandI Love My Husband Author:Carnie Wilson
“Cat cleared her throat in the tense silence that followed. "Uh, before this goes any further, let’s at least introduce ourselves to your friend. I’m Cat, and this is my husband, Bones. We’re part of Mencheres’ twisted little fang family."” LittlesSilenceHusbandCatBonesMy HusbandThroatIntroducingTwistedTenseFangsMencheres Author:Jeaniene Frost