“The first thing I do when I come home is check the refrigerator for cats because I'm convinced that if one dies, my husband will hide it in there because I don't cook and so I won't see it. I do drink Cokes, though ,so technically he should hide the corpse in the oven. And now I need to start checking the oven.” IfsNeedsShouldFirstsHomeDiesDrinkHusbandCatConvincedChecksCooksMy HusbandComing HomeCorpsesCokeRefrigeratorsOvens Author:Jenny Lawson
“I know all about violence and physical abuse because my first husband used to beat me severely when he got drunk. Once, I can remember coming home from a party and walking up our vast marble staircase at the Fifth Avenue house while he was striking me. I thought, If I just gave him one shove down the staircase I would be rid of him forever.” IfsKnowsFirstsI CanHomeWould BeRememberUsedHousePartyForeverViolenceWalkingHusbandBeatsAbuseDrunkComing HomeFifthAvenuesMarblePhysical AbuseStaircasesFifth Avenue Author:Clare Boothe Luce
“Several Americans, unjustly detained by Iran, are finally coming home. In some cases, these Americans faced years of continued detention, and I've met with some of their families. I've seen their anguish, how they ache for their sons and husbands. I gave these families my word. I made a vow that we would do everything in our power to win the release of their loved ones, and we have been tireless.” YearsHas BeensMadeHomeWinningCasesSonMetsHusbandReleaseIranComing HomeLoved OnesAnguishAcheVowDetention Author:Barack Obama
“I used to have to come home and write and then record work tapes of those new songs. So now I can do it all on the road and that has been a huge difference that has happened in 2016. It is the only way for me to really balance. There is a lot of overhead, but it's a big investment towards being a dad and a husband, which is ultimately my number one goal.” WayWritingHas BeensI CanHomeBigsUsedSongGoalCan DoDifferencesNumbersRecordsHappenedHugeBalanceDadHusbandInvestmentComing HomeTapeI Can Do ItOverheadNew SongsBeing A Dad Author:Granger Smith
“I think the best thing I can do is to be a distraction. A husband lives and breathes his work all day long. If he comes home to more table thumping, how can the poor man ever relax?” IfsThinkingMenLifeLongI CanHomeCan DoPoorHusbandTablesBreatheBest ThingsRelaxComing HomeDistractionRelaxationPoor Man Author:Jackie Kennedy
“American cops are the ones who are in the emergency rooms. They're the ones who go to the morgues. They're the ones who have to go tell the families that their son is not coming back, their husband, their wife, is not coming home that night. So when we talk about guns and gun violence and police, let's understand that as well. No one wants guns off the streets more than cops because cops are killed by those guns.” HomeNightWifeViolenceSonHusbandGunPoliceComing HomeCopEmergency Room Author:Don Winslow
“Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.” LoveHomeMarriageWifeHusbandSorryMy WifeGladMy HusbandComing HomeApologyReformationHusband And WifeFunny MarriageBest LoveYour HusbandHappy MarriageLove And MarriagePositive MarriageGood MarriageGood WifeGreat MarriageFeeling SorryGood HusbandInspirational MarriageLeaving HomeBest MarriageChristian MarriageSaying I'm SorryHim And HerNot SorryHusband WifeSorry For HimGreat WifeHusband To BeFaithful WifeBad HusbandSorry Men Author:Martin Luther
“I have this extraordinary life during the day, and then I get to come home to my sweet husband who loves to cook with me. I have a nice glass of wine, he has some scotch, we chat, we cook, and we hang out with the dog. I have an absolute dream life.” HomeDreamNiceDogSweetHusbandAbsolutesWineExtraordinaryGlassesCooksHanging OutComing HomeScotchWine GlassExtraordinary Life Author:Rachael Ray
“I have hair that I audition with, my sitcom hair which is a curly wig. I have my long chic hair that I wear to my son's school so they know I'm not playing around. I always tell people that my husband gets a different woman every night when I come home from 'The View.' Hair makes you feel a certain way, like putting a power suit on.” PeopleKnowsWayFeelsLongDifferentHomeSchoolNightCertainViewsSonHairHusbandSuitsMy HusbandMy SonComing HomeEvery NightAuditionsSitcomWigsChicPlaying Around Author:Sherri Shepherd