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“The honeymoon is the only period when a woman isn't trying to reform her husband.”

Trying Periods Husband Reform Honeymoon

Author:Evan Esar

“A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why.”

May Forget Husband Never Forget Honeymoon

Author:Evan Esar

“Women have to be careful to not wear out their husbands on their honeymoons, or they get so weak that they can't go to work!”

Husband Weak Careful Be Careful Honeymoon

Author:Victor Villasenor

“The CEO of Enron, Jeffrey Skilling, married one of the Enron secretaries this week. It's amazing how romantic these Enron guys can be when they realize that wives can't be forced to testify against their husbands. Skilling said today she was the best secretary Enron had ever had. She could shred 950 words a minute. ... I guess they are on their honeymoon right now. That's going pretty well. Hey, he's used to screwing Enron employees.”

Wells Said Today Used Guy Realizing Wife Week Minutes Right Now Husband Married Hey Employee Secretary Ceo Honeymoon Enron

Author:Jay Leno

“Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!”

Said Husband Dinner Honeymoon

Author:Red Buttons

“I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known.”

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Author:Sarah Jessica Parker

“On our honeymoon we talked and talked. We stayed in a beachfront villa, and we drank rum and lemonade and talked so much that I never even noticed what color the sea was. Whenever I need to stop and remind myself how much I once loved Andrew, I only need to think about this. That the ocean covers seven tenths of the earth's surface, and yet my husband could make me not notice it.”

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Book:Chris Cleave Ebook Boxed Set: Little Bee, Incendiary, Gold

Source: Chris Cleave Ebook Boxed Set: Little Bee, Incendiary, Gold