“Epitaph on a scolding wife by her husband: Here my poor Bridget's corpse doth lie, she is at rest - and so am I!” LyingPoorWifeHusbandHumorousCorpsesEpitaphScolding Book:Poor Richard's Almanack Source: Poor Richard's Almanack
“A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple.” WifeCoupleHusbandHumorousBlindDeafHappy Couple Author:John Florio
“It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.” LoveLifeReasonDifficultSimpleMarriageLoversEasierHusbandHumorousProfoundSimplicityWittyInsaneFunny LovePretty Things Author:Honore de Balzac