“I never ever, ever say anything against my husband to anyone except my husband. Everyone gets in fights, and I think the natural propensity for women is, 'Oh I want to talk to someone.' But the minute you take what bothers you outside the bond between you and your husband, you let someone else into the relationship and that causes a wedge.” ThinkingWantFightingCausesNaturalMinutesHusbandBotherMy HusbandSay AnythingYour HusbandPropensityWedges Author:Jen Lancaster
“A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.” MenTwoMarriageMinutesHusbandPillowSnoringOverloaded Book:Good intentions Source: Good intentions
“A landlord is showing a couple around an apartment. The husband looks up and says, 'Wait a minute. This apartment doesn't have a ceiling.' The landlord answers, 'That's OK. The people upstairs don't walk around that much.'” PeopleLooksWaitingAnswersWalksMinutesCoupleHusbandLook UpApartmentCeilingsUpstairsLandlord Author:Gilbert Gottfried
“The CEO of Enron, Jeffrey Skilling, married one of the Enron secretaries this week. It's amazing how romantic these Enron guys can be when they realize that wives can't be forced to testify against their husbands. Skilling said today she was the best secretary Enron had ever had. She could shred 950 words a minute. ... I guess they are on their honeymoon right now. That's going pretty well. Hey, he's used to screwing Enron employees.” WellsSaidTodayUsedGuyRealizingWifeWeekMinutesRight NowHusbandMarriedHeyEmployeeSecretaryCeoHoneymoonEnron Author:Jay Leno
“You can have terrible things happen in your family. A husband and wife can be having a knock-down, drag-out fight and the minute one of the kids gets hurt, the fight is over and it's about the family.” HappensKidsFightingHurtWifeMinutesTerribleHusbandThings HappenOur FamilyDragTerrible ThingsHusband And Wife Author:Sophia Bush
“Dogs are quick to show their affection. They never pout, they never bear a grudge. They never run away from home when mistreated. They never complain about their food. They never gripe about the way the house is kept. They are chivalrous and courageous, ready to protect their mistress at the risk of their lives. They love children, and no matter how noisy and boisterous they are, the dog loves every minute of it. In fact, a dog is still competition for a husband. Perhaps if we husbands imitated a few of our dog's virtues, life with our family might be more amiable.” IfsWayChildrenStillsMatterFactsShowsHomeMightRunningHouseVirtueRiskMinutesDogReadyBearsProtectHusbandCompetitionAffectionComplainingOur FamilyCourageousRunning AwayMistressGrudgeNoisyChildren LoveAmiableAway From HomeDog LoveMistreatedBoisterous Book:The Quotable Billy Graham Source: The Quotable Billy Graham
“I've had that conversation! "You had a minute! Why didn't you do that?" So if husbands could read our minds that would be great.” IfsMindWould BeMinutesHusbandConversation Author:Mila Kunis
“My husband makes me stay totally quiet in movies because otherwise it's [five minutes in] and I go, "Oh, so-and-so did it," and he's like, "OK, I haven't even finished my popcorn and you ruined it for me."” FiveMinutesHavensQuietHusbandFinishedMy HusbandRuinedFive MinutesPopcorn Author:Nancy Grace
“Never for one minute am I like, 'My husband, the white man, and our biracial children.' I never think about it.” ThinkingMenChildrenWhiteMinutesHusbandMy HusbandWhite ManOne MinuteBiracial Author:Gloria Calderon Kellett