Best journey & funny-travel Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe.”

“Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip.”

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Source: The Frogs (Sparklesoup Classics)

“Only by going alone in silence, without baggage, can one truly get into the heart of the wilderness. All other travel is mere dust and hotels and baggage and chatter.”

Source: John Muir: His Life and Letters and Other Writings

“There are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror.”

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Author:Orson Welles

“One of the gladdest moments of human life, methinks, is the departure upon a distant journey into unknown lands. Shaking off with one mighty effort the fetters of habit, the leaden weight of routine, the cloak of many cares and the slavery of home, man feels once more happy.”

“Until 1914 I loved to travel; I often went to Italy and once spent a few months in India. Since then I have almost entirely abandoned travelling, and I have not been outside of Switzerland for over ten years.”

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Author:Hermann Hesse

“To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.”

Author:Aldous Huxley

“Travel, in the younger sort, is a part of education; in the elder, a part of experience.”

“Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life.”

Source: On the Road

“The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.”

“The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.”

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Author:Dave Barry

“It is not down in any map; true places never are.”

Source: Moby Dick

“If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay home.”

“What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do - especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road.”

“Nothing in the universe can travel at the speed of light, they say, forgetful of the shadow's speed.”

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Book:The Collected Poems of Howard Nemerov

Source: The Collected Poems of Howard Nemerov

“I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may.”

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Author:Leonard Nimoy

“We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls.”

“I have wandered all my life, and I have also traveled; the difference between the two being this, that we wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.”

Source: Places

“We wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.”

Source: Places

“Arguments of convenience lack integrity and inevitably trip you up.”

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Book:Public Statements of Donald H. Rumsfeld, Secretary of Defense, 2001

Source: Public Statements of Donald H. Rumsfeld, Secretary of Defense, 2001

“It is like a voyage of discovery into unknown lands, seeking not for new territory but for new knowledge. It should appeal to those with a good sense of adventure.”

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Author:Frederick Sanger

“Travel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs.”

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Book:On photography

Source: On photography

“A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.”

Source: Travels with Charley in Search of America

“A journey is a person in itself; no two are alike. And all plans, safeguards, policing, and coercion are fruitless. We find that after years of struggle that we do not take a trip; a trip takes us.”

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Book:Travels with Charley in Search of America

Source: Travels with Charley in Search of America

“I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move.”

“There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign.”

“You define a good flight by negatives: you didn't get hijacked, you didn't crash, you didn't throw up, you weren't late, you weren't nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.”

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Book:To the Ends of the Earth: The Selected Travels of Paul Theroux

Source: To the Ends of the Earth: The Selected Travels of Paul Theroux

“Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going.”

Source: The Tao of Travel: Enlightenments from Lives on the Road

“In both business and personal life, I've always found that travel inspires me more than anything else I do. Evidence of the languages, cultures, scenery, food, and design sensibilities that I discover all over the world can be found in every piece of my jewelry.”

“Through travel I first became aware of the outside world; it was through travel that I found my own introspective way into becoming a part of it.”

Source: One Writer's Beginnings

“No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow.”

Source: With Love and Irony

“Traveling is like flirting with life. It's like saying, 'I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station.”

“Once you have traveled, the voyage never ends, but is played out over and over again in the quietest chambers. The mind can never break off from the journey.”

“I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.”

Source: The Complete Works of Mark Twain: All 13 Novels, Short Stories, Poetry and Essays

“The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.”

“I haven't been everywhere, but it's on my list.”

Source: Stories: Collected Stories

“All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware.”

Source: Hasidism and modern man

“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.”

Source: The Innocents Abroad

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