“A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.” PersonsHumorFunnyAmericaLawJusticeLuckLawyerChosenTwelveFavouriteModern WorldJuryAttorneyLaw And JusticeJustice And InjusticeLaw StudentsJudge And Jury Author:Robert Frost
“Apple is apparently building a large solar energy farm in North Carolina. And if there's any justice, the minute they're done building it, God will introduce a newer, smaller sun that's not compatible with their machinery.” IfsDoneFunnyEnergyJusticeSunMinutesBuildingGods WillApplesFarmsIntroducingMachineryCarolinaCompatibleNorth CarolinaSolar Energy Author:Jimmy Fallon
“In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said 'cut it out'” SaidHomeHumorLightFunnyHouseEnergyJusticeCuttingYesterdayChecksGermanyAnd Off Author:Steven Wright
“A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.” HumorFunnyFriendshipJusticeStreetsMinesWalkingVoodooAcupuncture Author:Steven Wright
“I was born by Caesarian section . . . but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.” HumorFunnyHouseBornJusticeWindowSections Author:Steven Wright