“Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?” FunnyLeaderClockAviationRogerGreat AviationBanditsPilots And Flying Author:Bill Watterson
“So I phoned up the spiritual leader of tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I phoned dial a lama.” LongHumorFunnySpiritualTurnsLeaderNecksGoatsLamaTibetSpiritual Leader Author:Milton Jones
“God doesn't seem to talk to people like he used to. Who's he talking to now? I don't know. Then I'm walking down the street in Manhattan one day, and I realize maybe it's those guys you see walking down the street talking to themselves. You know, those guys that are like, 'I can't! No, I can't!' Maybe the other side of that conversation is God going, 'You're the new leader.' 'No I can't!' They're not crazy - they're reluctant prophets.” PeopleKnowsI CanHumorSeemsFunnyUsedGuySidesRealizingTalkingLeaderCrazyStreetsWalkingOne DayConversationProphetManhattanReluctant Author:Marc Maron
“[In Moscow] we got through to [Soviet leaders] Brezhnev and Kosygin on the telephone. I think it was because nobody had ever tried to call them at home before.” ThinkingHomeFunnyLeaderHumorousRussiaSovietTelephonesMoscowBrezhnev Author:Ross Perot