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“Deep squats work so many muscles in your body. Once a week, I do three sets of six, or eight of the free-bar ones, which can help out your balance and work more muscles than doing them on the machine.”

Helping Body Three Week Balance Six Machines Eight Your Body Bars Muscles

Author:Lolo Jones

“I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff.”

Humor Funny Found Stuff Months Six Machines Cancer Bags Rays Airports

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I saw opportunity appear in an ugly six-spindle shake machine ... and grabbed it.”

Opportunity Saws Six Machines Ugly Shakes

Author:Ray Kroc

“One of life's great truths is this: when one is about to be struck by a speeding six-hundred pound Coke machine, one need worry about little else.”

Needs Littles Worry Truth Is Six Hundred Machines Pounds Coke Speeding

Book:The Tommyknockers

Source: The Tommyknockers

“The Jemaine [Clement] and Taika works is a very long and slow machine - we put an idea in one end, and it takes about six years to come out the other end. And sometimes it doesn't even come out. And sometimes it comes out as a different idea. So we've out the idea of We're Wolves into the machine, and it's now slowly going through the sausage maker.”

Years Long Ideas Different Ends Sometimes Six Machines Makers Sausage Different Ideas

Author:Taika Waititi

“My brief exchange with Guccifer 2 is six weeks after the hacking of the and publication of the DNC documents, which I'm accused of colluding with him on. In other words, I would need a time machine in order to collude.”

Needs Order Week Six Machines Documents Accused Publication Hacking Time Machine

Author:Roger Stone

“[from The One and Only Official Mr. Gum Official Glossary That Tells You What Words Mean by Explaining Them Using Other Words] : Launderette: This is where you go to wash your clothes. You put the money into the slot and then you chuck your clothes into the washing machine and about six hours and twenty-five dollars later all your clothes have shrunk and turned pink. Fantastic value”

Mean Values Hours Five Six Clothes Machines Twenties Dollars Fantastic Officials Explaining Washing Twenty Five Chuck Gum Washing Machines

Author:Andy Stanton

“Australians are very unfair in this way. They spend half of any conversation insisting that the country's dangers are vastly overrated and that there's nothing to worry about, and the other half telling you how six months ago their Uncle Bob was driving to Mudgee when a tiger snake slid out from under the dashboard and bit him on the groin, but that it's okay now because he's off the life support machine and they've discovered he can communicate with eye blinks.”

Way Country Eye Bits Half Worry Support Danger Months Conversation Six Okay Machines Communicate Driving Bob Unfair Uncles Tigers Snakes Six Months Other Half Blink Overrated Insisting Dashboards

Author:Bill Bryson

“It is the duty of all papas and mammas to forbid their children to drink coffee, unless they wish to have little dried-up machines, stunted and old at the age of twenty... once saw a man in London, in Leicester Square, who had been crippled by immoderate indulgence in coffee; he was no longer in any pain, having grown accustomed to his condition, and had cut himself down to five or six cups a day.”

Men Children Littles Age Pain Wish Five Saws Cutting Conditions Duty Drink Six Machines Twenties London Coffee Cups Squares Accustomed Indulgence Crippled Papa Leicester

Author:Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

“The Air Force had put out a secret order for its pilots to capture UFOs. For the last six months we have been working with a congressional committee for investigating official secrecy concerning proof that UFOs are real machines under intelligent.”

Has Beens Real Lasts Order Force Secret Air Months Six Machines Intelligent Proof Officials Capture Pilots Committees Six Months Secrecy Ufo Air Force Investigating Congressional Committees

Author:Donald Keyhoe

“The terrible, cold, cruel part is Wall Street. Rivers of gold flow there from all over the earth, and death comes with it. There, as nowhere else, you feel a total absence of the spirit: herds of men who cannot count past three, herds more who cannot get past six, scorn for pure science and demoniacal respect for the present. And the terrible thing is that the crowd that fills the street believes that the world will always be the same and that it is their duty to keep that huge machine running, day and night, forever.”