“All in all it's a pretty great day for major league sports. At long last they've decided that gay people are fit to be included in their elite club-one that's already allowed in adulterers, wife-swappers, gamblers, cheaters, rapists, racists and slaughterers of man. Those who've abused spouses, drugs, alcohol, family members and animals. Congratulations, gay athletes. Are you sure you want to hang out with these people?” PeopleMenWantLongLastsSportsChangeAnimalWifeFitGayDrugMembersMajorsDecidedAthleteClubsAlcoholLeagueRacistHanging OutElitesSpouseCongratulationsGay PeopleFamily MembersGreat DayMajor LeagueCheater Author:Jon Stewart
“My wife, the actress Megan Mullally, was an English major at Northwestern University and loves fiction. Like so many things in my life, she curates things for me. For example, I have the daunting prospect of Donna Tartt's "The Goldfinch" waiting for me when I get through my current reading pile.” ReadingWaitingFictionWifeExampleMajorsAnd LoveUniversityCurrentsMy WifeActressesEnglish MajorNorthwesternGoldfinchesNorthwestern University Author:Nick Offerman
“I feel like now I have an amazing wife, a super smart child and the opportunity to create in two major fields. Before I had those outlets, my ego was all I had.” FeelsChildrenTwoOpportunityWifeFieldsEgoMajorsSmartOutletsSuper Smart Author:Kanye West
“My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove that I didn't exist.” PhilosophyUsedWifeProveMajorsPhilosophicalYeahDiscussionExesEx WifeNyuDeep Philosophical Author:Woody Allen
“I can't say the connection is one I've made consciously, but quitting drinking allowed me to be less selfish. My wife would definitely say that one of the major benefits of me quitting drinking is that I have more time and focus for other people.” PeopleMadeI CanFocusWifeBenefitsMajorsConnectionsDrinkingMy WifeSelfishQuittingMore TimeQuit Drinking Author:Andy Daly
“So, who in the media is without sin among us? I am in the media and I am a major league sinner. I don't know anyone except my wife who isn't a big time sinner.” KnowsBigsSinWifeMediaMajorsMy WifeLeagueSinnerMajor League Author:Ben Stein
“People changed lots of other personal things all the time. They dyed their hair and dieted themselves to near death. They took steroids to build muscles and got breast implants and nose jobs so they'd resemble their favorite movie stars. They changed names and majors and jobs and husbands and wives. They changed religions and political parties. They moved across the country or the world -- even changed nationalities. Why was gender the one sacred thing we weren’t supposed to change? Who made that rule?” PeopleWorldMadeCountryJobsPoliticalNamesStarsPartyWifeChangedHairHusbandMajorsSacredMovedGenderNosesMusclesBreastsPolitical PartiesMovie StarNationalityHusband And WifeSteroidPersonal ThingsImplantsNear DeathSacred ThingsBreast Implants Book:Parrotfish Source: Parrotfish