“Ven you read the speeches in the papers, and see as vun gen'lman says of another, 'the Honourable member, if he vill allow me to call him so' you vill understand, sir, that that means, 'if he vill allow me to keep up that 'ere pleasant and uniwersal fiction.'” IfsMeanFunnyFictionSpeechMembersPaperHumorousPleasantPapers Book:The Complete Works of Charles Dickens: Edwin Drood and Miscellaneous Source: The Complete Works of Charles Dickens: Edwin Drood and Miscellaneous
“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.” LifeHumorFunnyMembersHumorousWittyClubsRefuseComedianJoiningMembershipAnnie Hall Author:Groucho Marx
“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.” PersonsFunnyMembersHumorousWittyClubsLike MeCynicismAltruism Author:Woody Allen