“I have a hard time waking up. No alarm clock works! It sounds childish, but I seriously have my manager, my mom or a buddy of mine wake me up if I have to be somewhere. It's a serious issue! I've been very late for some serious gigs because of it!” IfsHardSoundIssuesMinesSeriousMomLateWake UpMy MomManagersClockHard TimesWorking ItWakingGigsBuddyAlarmsAlarm ClocksSerious Issues Author:Jesse McCartney
“I always knew she was being funny, but when I tell my therapist that my mom played the trust game with me and let me fall on the ground, my therapist does not find that funny. She's like, "That's the reason for everything! That's why you have such a hard time with trust!" And I'm like, "I don't really have a hard time with trust. I thought it was funny."” DoeHardReasonFallGamesMomLet MeMy MomHard TimesTherapistsBeing FunnyReason For Everything Author:Kathleen Hanna
“My mom's been having a hard time lately. She just found out that she has to have both of her breasts removed - if she's ever going to be good at golf.” IfsHardHumorFunnyFoundMomGolfMy MomBe GoodHard TimesBreastsHaving A Hard Time Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I mean, my wife is always like - I don't write lyrics. So I couldn't, like, really technically write a song for anyone. I could write a very nice instrumental. So she always sort of gives me a hard time because it's just such a ridiculously impossible standard to live up to, that your step-dad wrote that song for your mom.” GivingWritingMeanHardSongStepsNiceWifeImpossibleMomDadStandardsGive MeMy WifeHard TimesVery NiceYour MomStep Dad Author:Mark Ronson
“Americans have a hard time writing moms. I'll get a script and everything's really great and well-drawn, but the mom is like stock footage, they go and get that out. They plug it in, this idea of "mother." You could lift moms out of any script, no matter what the culture, what the neighborhood, what the economic status, and you could switch them around, and they'd be the same person. I think it's because most people don't really have a human idea, a specific life that they attach to who their mother was. Their mother was there for them, so it either gets deified, or the opposite.” PeopleThinkingWritingMotherCultureEconomicMomHard TimesNeighborhoodReally Great Author:Alfre Woodard