“You know crazy straws - they go all over the place? These straws are sane. They never lost their mind. They say, "we're going straight to the mouth. That guy who takes a while to get there? He's crazy."” KnowsMindHumorFunnyGuyLostCrazyMouthsSaneThat GuyStraws Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Some flag waving is good, a lot of flag waving is tolerable, incessant flag waving is crazy and dangerous and easily manipulated by the war party to get people bubbling at the mouth in fear and rage.” PeopleWarPartyCrazyDangerousMouthsRageFlagsTolerableIncessantFlag Waving Author:Nicholas von Hoffman
“The first time I went to Daniel's [Radcliffe] apartment to just hang out before, because we're doing this crazy thing together, right away he said, "Do you want to put your hand in my mouth so we can get used to this?" And he was really ready to go. So we broke down any barriers pretty quick.” WantFirstsSaidHandsTogetherUsedCrazyReadyMouthsFirst TimeBrokeBarriersHanging OutApartmentCrazy Things Author:Paul Dano
“Everyone has an opinion. That's just a crazy part of this world now. You can type things on the internet. You can have no credentials in any area and just get on your smart phone and write whatever you want. I know where I come from and where I want to go. I know I'm 100% ready. Everyone else seems to have an opinion, and claim to know, whether I am or I'm not. I would love to see all the people who run their mouths try and do what I do. Because they can't.” PeopleKnowsWorldWantWritingTryingSeemsRunningOpinionCrazyThis WorldReadyTypeInternetSmartMouthsAreasClaimsPhonesCredentials Author:Roman Reigns
“You're crazy. You're impossible.' 'I'm crazy?' He tipped my chin up and planted a quick, rough kiss on my mouth. 'And I must be crazy for putting up with it.” ImpossibleCrazyKissingMouthsRoughChinsBeing CrazyChin Up Book:The Complete Hush, Hush Saga: includes Hush, Hush; Crescendo; Silence and Finale Source: The Complete Hush, Hush Saga: includes Hush, Hush; Crescendo; Silence and Finale
“See,” he said playfully, and arched his eyebrows. “Admit it.” He moved in. His mouth ame so close to hers that she could practically feel it moving when he spoke. “Admit what?” She put a little tease in her own voice, hoping she drove him crazy as he drove her. “Admit that you like my kisses and yes to going out with me” FeelsLittlesSaidMovingVoiceCrazyKissingMouthsMovedSpokesGoing OutEyebrowsTease Author:C.C. Hunter
“You have a freckle here," he whispered, sweeping his tongue over a spot just under my jaw. "It drives me crazy every time you 're above me. I just want to do this..." The jentle draw of his mouth pushed me over the edge, and my knees tightened around his hips as i rocked against him.” WantCrazyDrawsMouthsEdgesTongueSpotsHipsKneesSweepingDrive Me CrazyOver The EdgeFreckles Author:Tammara Webber