“You could probably go three or four months without the word 'God' coming from my dad's mouth; Mum would pray for a parking space.” ThreeSpaceFourMonthsPrayingDadMouthsMy DadMumParkingParking Space Author:Laurence Fox
“It's hard for your mom to tell you she has an oral fixation and has to have something in her mouth. My step dad is in the kitchen winking at me. You down with OPP, yeah you know me. Exciting is and a special... What? Easy, and why do you know all the words? That's weird.” KnowsHardEasyStepsSpecialMomDadMouthsExcitingYeahKitchenDo You KnowKnow MeYour MomFixationWinkingStep Dad Author:David Spade
“When I was 16, I used to drive huge loads of laundry in a three ton truck. I would turn round at night to drive back and see the band in a place north of Toronto called Dunn's Pavilion. I would drive that truck all day and they drive back and all the way until one day I wrecked the truck. I fell asleep and wrecked it. I was OK and so was my helper. I called my dad and the first words out of his mouth were, "are you OK?" I was really lucky I had a kind father.” WayFirstsKindUsedNightTurnsThreeFatherHugeDadOne DayLuckyBandMouthsRoundsMy DadLoadTruckLaundryTorontoHelpers Author:Gordon Lightfoot
“'Nil By Mouth' was a bit autobiographical, but as I always pointed out at the time, that's not my dad.” BitsDadMouthsMy Dad Author:Gary Oldman
“Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn't that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how to brush your teeth and use mouth wash? What do we need the government to do it for? Clearly, what a scam. Fluoride in the water.” NeedsWellsHelpingUseGovernmentJobsWaterTeachMomDadMouthsOkayTeethBrushesYour MomMom And DadScamsFluoride Author:Jesse Ventura
“I know someone loves me from how they say my name. Like with my mom and dad, when they say "Benjamin" it's like my name is safe in their mouth.” KnowsNamesMomDadSafeMouthsMy MomMom And Dad Author:David Ebershoff