“And some sad news... the first lesbian couple to legally get married in the state of Massachusetts has split up. They cited irreconcilable similarities.” FirstsStatesCoupleMarriedNewsSplitsSimilarityMassachusetts Author:Jay Leno
“I'm sure you know by now, Jesse Jackson was overheard saying, and I'll put this more delicately, that he wanted to cut Barack Obama's testicles off. And Jesse has been on several news programs the last couple of days, explaining what he meant by those comments. Do you need to explain that?” KnowsNeedsHas BeensWantedLastsCuttingCoupleNewsProgramBarackCommentExplainingTesticles Author:Jay Leno
“I'm not interested in the TV much. I quit watching the news a couple years ago and my outlook on life has gotten a whole lot better.” YearsWholeTvsCoupleNewsYears AgoQuittingNot InterestedOutlookI QuitOutlook On Life Author:Tom Petty
“It makes me wonder sometimes. Remember a couple years ago, when Mexicans went on strike? It was talked about a little bit but not that much. But some old white people, and there aren't even that many, they put bonnets on, and then they control the news.” PeopleYearsLittlesSometimesRememberBitsWhiteWonderCoupleLittle BitNewsYears AgoStrikesBonnets Author:David Sedaris
“Being aware is a lot more than just reading a couple of news articles and talking about it on your preferred social network.” ReadingSocialTalkingCoupleNewsArticlesSocial Network Author:Noelle Scaggs
“First you have to witness that you are stressing out: Oh, my trigger is here. The news is stressing me out or This line is so long. Let yourself feel it. You don't want to spiritually bypass these problems. Give yourself a couple of minutes to sit in the feeling. Acceptance sets you free from the stress of expectation.” WantGivingFeelsFirstsLongFeelingsProblemLinesMinutesAcceptanceCoupleNewsExpectationsStressWitnessTriggersBypass Author:Gabrielle Bernstein
“No one could argue with a straight face that the couples getting married today are much happier just because their wedding celebrations cost three times as much as those in 1980. Bigger mansions and costlier parties are wasteful in the same sense that larger antlers on all bull elk are wasteful. The good news is that simple changes in the tax system can eliminate much of this waste without having to deny people the right to decide for themselves how best to spend their money.” PeopleTodayFacesThreeSimplePartyCoupleCostTaxesWasteMarriedNewsBiggerDenyArguingCelebrationGood NewsThree TimesBullsGetting MarriedMansionsTax SystemStraight FaceElkAntlers Author:Robert H. Frank
“The band has decided to give him and his wife a much needed break from the road to start a life and have a proper honeymoon and do all the things a newlywed couple should do. I'm very proud to announce my brother's recent marriage. Watching him grow up into a man and finding love makes me the happiest brother alive. I know this is upsetting news, as it is for us, but we will continues to tour with a temporary replacement until he has situated himself in his new life.” KnowsMenLoveGivingShouldAgeGrowsBreakGrowing UpAliveWifeBrotherProudCoupleNeededBandFindingsNewsDecidedUpsetMy BrotherTemporaryNew LifeFinding LoveReplacementsHoneymoonNewlyweds Author:Gerard Way
“So are you turning out like them? Do you still write and draw?" "yeah, but I don't do anything personnal or profound. My parents take life way to seriousely. I lke to make people laugh. I had a regular cartoon feature in the school news paper and created some for the year book. Social satire stuff. I've done a couple of political cartoons for wisteria's paper and just got one accepted in Easton's, which has a much bigger circulation. Impressed?” PeopleWayWritingYearsStillsBookDoneSchoolPoliticalSocialStuffParentLaughingCouplePaperNewsDrawsBiggerYeahProfoundAcceptedFeaturesSatireImpressedCartoonMaking People LaughCirculationPolitical CartoonsWisteria Author:Elizabeth Chandler
“Yeah. She wants him back and has decided I'm in her way. But I have news for that little sleep-terrorist--it's going to take more than a couple of bad dreams to scare me off, so I hope she has something bigger up her sleeve.” WayWantLittlesDreamSleepCoupleNewsDecidedBiggerYeahTerroristScareSleevesWant HimBad Dream Book:My Soul to Steal Source: My Soul to Steal
“When you have to face up to the fact that marriage to the man you love is really over, that's very tough, sheer agony. In that kind of harrowing situation, I always go away and cut myself off from the world. Also, I sober up immediately when there is genuine bad news in my life; I never face it with alcohol in my brain. I just rented a house in Palm Springs and sat there and just suffered for a couple of weeks. I suffered there until I was strong enough to face it.” MenWorldKindEnoughFactsFacesHouseStrongLove IsBrainSituationCuttingWeekCoupleNewsSpringToughAlcoholGenuineSatGoing AwayAgonySheerSoberPalmsStrong EnoughBad NewsSober UpPalm Springs Author:Ava Gardner
“The news of life is carried via telephone. A baby's birth, a couple engaged, a tragic car accident on a late night highway - most milestones of the human journey, good or bad, are foreshadowed by the sound of a ringing.” HumansLife IsNightSoundJourneyCarBabyBirthCoupleLateNewsAccidentsEngagedTragicTelephonesHighwaysMilestoneLate NightCar Accident Author:Mitch Albom