“You're either a rationalist, or you're not. And the good news is a recent poll found 20% of adults under 30 say they are rationalists, and have figured out that Santa Claus and Jesus are really the same guy. Now, 20% is hardly a majority. But it's a bigger minority than blacks, jews, homosexuals, NRA members, teachers, or seniors... and it's certainly enough to stop being shy about expressing the opinion that we're not the crazy ones!” EnoughGuyFoundJesusOpinionTeacherCrazyMembersNewsAdultsBiggerMajorityJewMinoritiesShySeniorHomosexualGood NewsPollsSantaSanta ClausNraBeing Shy Author:Bill Maher
“I do everything from home. I broadcast commentaries for CBS News Radio every day - from home, on a disk that I mail in. I write a weekly op-ed piece for the 'New York Daily News,' and any books or plays or movies that I'm crazy enough to write, I do that from home.” WritingBookEnoughPlayHomePiecesCrazyNew YorkNewsRadioMailCommentaryDiskDaily News Author:Charles Grodin
“Seems like every other day there's somebody on the news, somebody gets killed or does something crazy and all the neighbors and everybody says, "I can't believe he did that, I can't believe she did that."” BelieveDoeI CanSeemsCrazyNewsNeighbor Author:Jack Black
“I feel like rumors get crazy and people blow up the whole internet with news. I feel like, once you're doing a job, you shouldn't talk about it.” PeopleFeelsWholeJobsCrazyInternetNewsBlowRumor Author:Paul Dano
“I want people to talk more. I mean, I watch Game of Thrones and there's all sorts of crazy nudity in it...and very little of which I can justify, except that it's in a titillating and somewhat exploitational manner, but I don't really feel like that's a subject that people are interested in because it's the same news story.” PeopleWantFeelsMeanLittlesI CanStoriesGamesWatchesCrazySubjectsNewsJustifyThronesNudityNews Stories Author:Craig Zobel
“I just watched the news. Seeing crazy people doing crazy stuff to other people and pretending that they're the good guys really helped.” PeopleGuyStuffSeeingCrazyNewsPretendingGood GuyCrazy People Author:Casper Crump
“Celebrity culture has gone crazy, and I think the reason is that real news is just not bearable, and it also seems impossible to change anything.” ThinkingRealReasonSeemsCultureGoneImpossibleCrazyMediaNewsBearableCelebrity CultureGone Crazy Author:Chris Martin
“CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.'” MenSaidCrazyNewsDictatorSaddamHusseinAnchorsCrazy ManNews Anchors Author:Conan O'Brien
“Newspapers are technologically obsolete. In the days of instant electronic communications, its crazy to have to print these newspapers at a central plant and deliver them by truck. They're the biggest problem with our solid-waste disposal. And the news you get is a day old. You can get it off the Internet instantaneously for a fraction of the cost.” ProblemCrazyCommunicationInternetCostWasteNewsPlantNewspapersInstantPrintTruckFractionsObsoleteOld YouElectronic CommunicationSolid WasteWaste Disposal Author:Ted Turner
“And anyway, the truth isn't all that great. I mean, what's the truth? Planes falling out of the sky. Buses blowing up and ripping little kids into millions of pieces. Twelve-year-olds raping people and then shooting them in the head so they can't tell. I can't watch the news anymore or look at the papers. It's like whoever sits up there in Heaven has this big bag of really crappy stuff, and once or twice a day she or he reaches in and sprinkles a little bit of it over the world and makes everything crazy, like fairy dust that's past its expiration date.” PeopleWorldYearsLooksMeanLittlesI CanBigsKidsPastFallHeavenStuffBitsWatchesMillionsPiecesSkyCrazyPaperLittle BitNewsDustShootingPlanesFairyBagsBusTwelvePapersLittle KidSprinklesBlowing UpFairy Dust Author:Michael Thomas Ford
“I'm very proud to know the Koch brothers. This may be a breaking news announcement for the media: I am the Koch brothers' brother from another mother.” KnowsMayMotherCrazyMediaBrotherProudNewsAnnouncementsBreaking News Author:Herman Cain